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[Dutchling]

Goddamit. I need a haircut.

No you don't, you just need patience!

My hair is reaching my shoulders!

you do need patience then

your problems will be over when your hair reaches past the breasts

Whose breasts?

all the breasts

you can just call it the chest if you're a scrub who needs that done to understand anything

Okay.

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[Tack]

you can just call it the chest if you're a scrub who needs that done to understand anything

Translation: Long hair = You are a girl.

The 1920's just called, they want their societal views back.

[LordSlowpoke]

i've encountered a lot of shit in my life but never has the breast not been synonymous with the chest

and no i will stay in the twenties go away

* LordSlowpoke trots the fox

[Tack]

For a chicken, maybe.

Or a knight.

[GiglameshDespair]

You know, it makes me kind of sad that I'm going to sleep with her again. It's very complicated and confusing and I don't know what I want now. I'm scared and confused for the future, because so many bad things can come of this. I'm not sure how to process all this.

Then maybe don't? It'll only make what sounds like a complicated situation more complicated. Might be best to take a step back.

I'm not sure you should sleep with someone if it makes you feel bad for doing so.

[Skyrunner]

I'm perpetually sleep-deprived during the week it's 12:55 am right kow and I wake at 6:30 T_T

[TD1]

For a chicken, maybe.

Or a knight.

I've used breast before. I stopped when everyone got confused, though. For me breast usually means chest, but hey, most people don't see it that way.

[Tiruin]

I'm perpetually sleep-deprived during the week it's 12:55 am right kow and I wake at 6:30 T_T

*high-five* Same times!
^{Plus one hour here but you get the idea.}
Yeah -_-
But I'm depressed

[Playergamer]

If you risk certain death, it means there is a chance something will happen that will certainly kill you. If you risk death, that's means there's a chance you die. Back to work!

[Yoink]

I have a breast. It's on my chest. \o/

[mastahcheese]

But I'm depressed

Hope you feel better...

Library is closed on Sundays, wifi hard to find. Much sads.

[Sirus]

But I'm depressed

Hope you feel better...

Library is closed on Sundays, wifi hard to find. Much sads.

Coffee shops maybe? I know Starbucks usually has free wifi.

[Dutchling]

MacDonalds too.

[Graknorke]

My Dad's ex has been chatting shit about everyone, including me.
She says it to my sisters as well (both younger than 7), because they're the ones who keep telling me all of her criticisms.

[BFEL]

So Toady apparently removed my life advice thread and I'm not sure why.

Was it because it was a thread about poop? (It was a "I'm wondering if I'm normal cuz I do this thing weird" thread) If so then wtf? I mean the thread was literally titled "Everybody Poops" did his parents never agree with that book? Has Toady one been holding his poops for uncountable years, slowly poisoning himself?

Or was it deleted because it wasn't titled something bland and obvious like "Is it normal to poop this way"? If so then wtf? You can't have a serious question and lighten the mood on it a bit? Is that an actual thing in the life advice boards?

I'm so confused and sad cuz something I seriously wanted to know has been taken down for unknown reasons.