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[GiglameshDespair]

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

Ah, shit! What kind?

[Tiruin]

People often think having more options, or the reverse set of options makes anything easier. I'm bisexual and have had a few phases where one gender or the other just didn't do anything for me. Let me give you a hint, nothing is easier.

The real trick is to realize sex isn't anything special.

+10
I'm asexual and...yeah. T'ain't anything special.

Now if you add in most of everything else that humans are ok with (emotions, sentimentalities...) then you begin sprucing the meaning up.

PPE

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

*wishes support*

[MaximumZero]

But if I was something other than straight, I'd at least have some options right now. My only options right now are, "Fuck everything up horribly.", "Do nothing and wait patiently.", "Keep doing what you're doing.", and "Fuck it up in the evilest, most cruel way possible."

Naturally I am just going to keep doing what I'm doing. >.>

Speaking from experience, those are still your only options, no matter what your sexuality. Then again, "Try until you stop failing," is an option, too. You missed that one.

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

Well, fuck. Tell your friend that the internet wants them to pull through.

[flame99]

I say this is the most loving, accepting, positive way possible: FUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU AND YOUR DAMN LUCK.

Well, this is certainly going into my sig.

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

Here's hoping xe manages to recover, and do so quickly. If it helps to lift your spirits at all, The Oatmeal has a comic pointing out what an asshole cancer is.

[Projeck37]

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

Ah, shit! What kind?

Lung.

[FearfulJesuit]

My cousin- who is nineteen, and is just finishing up her freshman year in college- cannot under any circumstances be dissuaded from getting married in a few weeks. The whole family is going nuts. It's incredibly tempting to send her fiancé an escort or something to cause a scandal.

The moral of the story, kids, is that if you're really set on shacking up with someone, just shack up with them. There are worse things than not being a virgin on your wedding night.

[hops]

Sexual attraction is stupid but it's not really a good or bad thing.
Besides I am of the opinion that romantic orientation is more important and anyone who isn't romantically attracted to men are luckiest because men are generally selfish and condescending.

[MaximumZero]

I cannot say this enough: stereotypes are stupid. They do nothing but reinforce negativity toward people you've never met. Yeah, some men are selfish and condescending. Then again, so are some women. Get to know the individual person, then judge if you want to, groups you want to lump them into be damned, but stop with the fucking stereotypes.

[Descan]

There are worse things than not being a virgin on your wedding night.

Like being a bride when you lose your virginity.

i swear i had mine just yesterday

damn it's hard to keep track of an incorporeal idea that has no real weight or merit

has anyone seen it?

edit: holyshit that {font=verdana} bullshit is pissing me off SO MUCH. it always bloody happens if I don't turn off that little A thing in the top right when posting using the separate reply page. Fucks with formatting butgood.

[Knit tie]

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

Ah, shit! What kind?

Lung.

My ex-girlfriend had lung cancer. She kicked its cellular ass.
Tell you friend to not worry. Cancer is a disease, not a death sentence - it can be fought, and with good chances of winning.

[Projeck37]

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

Ah, shit! What kind?

Lung.

My ex-girlfriend had lung cancer. She kicked its cellular ass.
Tell you friend to not worry. Cancer is a disease, not a death sentence - it can be fought, and with good chances of winning.

Eh, tell that to her still smoking even with this happening.

[Parsely]

Oh boy.

[Yoink]

Jeez.
Good luck to you both.

[Arx]

I'm stressed enough that it feels like someone is playing violin with my guts.

[hops]

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;

Ah, shit! What kind?

Lung.

My ex-girlfriend had lung cancer. She kicked its cellular ass.
Tell you friend to not worry. Cancer is a disease, not a death sentence - it can be fought, and with good chances of winning.

Eh, tell that to her still smoking even with this happening.

Quitting would be a great start for her.