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[mastahcheese]

I was assuming Janet meant an actual building.

[TD1]

Yeesh. That sounds sore.

I've had no scars, no broken bones, no illness. Not even hay fever. Here's to hoping that continues.

*Throws kukris at Dwarfy*

Does this mean I should toss a building at him and hope for the best?

I'd say so.

I'm gonna go with no. But I may be biased, a bit.
And I assumed actual building too. And the bad thing is, I can see it happening. Thank you for the nightmares.

[Knit tie]

I also once almost lost an eye courtesy of my own dad. He was attaching a lamp to the ceiling while standing on a stepladder and I held it to make it steady, and when he dropped the lamp on my head, one of the screws carved a thin red line down my face that was 1 millimeter too shallow to reach my eye. I was so shocked that I swore in English instead of Russian.

EDIT: ninja'd so hard.

[mastahcheese]

Oh man, that reminds me of the time that a nail from a nail gun passed so close to me that I could feel the heat off of it as it passed by.
That was scary, man.

[TD1]

:/ That just reminded me of the time I couldn't get stopped running down a steep, short hill with a cliff at the end. If my brother hadn't put his arm out, I woulda gone over. I was literally just pulled back from the edge. That was scary, and I think it may be the reason I hate heights.

[Rose]

Yeesh. That sounds sore.

I've had no scars, no broken bones, no illness. Not even hay fever. Here's to hoping that continues.

*Throws kukris at Dwarfy*

Does this mean I should toss a building at him and hope for the best?

Are we assuming a building model or are you Super(wo)man?

Didn't you know? Janet is huge.

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm not THAT huge.

[mastahcheese]

Heh, I remember riding my bike, and realizing that I was about to go over a cliff, and when I pulled the pedals back, the brakes failed.
The pedals just spun backward, like there wasn't even a brake mechanism on the thing, and my pants leg got caught in the chain from it.
So I just sat there, watching as my bike was now slowly tipping over the edge, with no brake, and my leg caught in it, with no way out.

It was just such a cinematic moment right then, and all I thought of was "Oh, snap. This will hurt."

[Yoink]

Oh yeah, kid-me once almost fell off a cliff. Had to grab this flimsy plastic barrier thing and wait for my sister to pull me up.

[TD1]

I'm not THAT huge.

Not with that attitude, you're not.

[Knit tie]

I'm not THAT huge.

Not with that attitude, you're not.

I don't know, in my headcanon you're pretty much an anthropomorphic personification of badass, so yeah, you don't need to be huge to throw buildings at people.

Oh, all the cliffs I've fallen off...

[kisame12794]

I seem to have a history of getting hurt doing stupid things. Did a backflip off a swing set, and dug a shallow trench with my face as I landed on it. Climbing to the top of a pile of firewood, and falling back down to the bottom. Got a second degree flash burn on 80% of my left arm because I was using it to rest my hand on as I welded with a short sleeve t-shirt on. Sliced my fingers nearly to the bone trying to get a spearhead onto the shaft without wearing gloves.

[TD1]

What is it with Forumites and danger?

[BlackFlyme]

Ha, I've never fallen off of anything!

Mostly because I wasn't allowed to go outside as a kid, but still.

I've also cut myself on a potato peeler and burned myself twice. Once with a shrink-wrap machine at work and once with a soldering iron.

I also miss the cat that bit me. He didn't mean to. I'm serious, he was prone to seizures and ended up latching on to me.

[TD1]

I was allowed outside a lot. My Granny hadn't let my mum ride a bike in case she got hurt (She's still trying to learn how to, but she's in her mid 50s now,) so she was very keen on us cycling. Dunno if that's a good thing or not.