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[Helgoland]

"I killed a person, and then caught HIV from them. Also, I'm gay, a communist, a fascist, a devout Muslim, and I want to study Liberal Arts."

[Darvi]

I want to study Liberal Arts.

That's might just give them a heart attack.

[TD1]

"I killed a person", perhaps?

Or maybe "I had sex while driving the car, contracted HIV and got pregnant in the process, and then crashed. He didn't survive."

This...made me laugh more than it should have.

And yes, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Hit the left side of the car, I was driving in the right. And thank goodness I am alright. The jeep nearly tipped.

[Knit tie]

That's good to hear, Dwarfy. Unlike jeeps, humans are irreplaceable.

[Tawa]

I always hate it when this sort of thing happens. Good thing you're OK.

Would this have anything to do with the dream you mentioned in the dream thread where your brother drove over your father in a tractor?

[TD1]

What could it have to do with it? :/

I live on a farm. Vehicles seem to surround my conscious and subconscious mind.

[Xantalos]

What could it have to do with it? :/

I live on a farm. Vehicles seem to surround my conscious and subconscious mind.

Don't panic, but you may be a Transformer.

[Tack]

You had a car accident and got away healthy.. That's a big deal..

Unlike jeeps, humans are irreplaceable.

Well...

[Darvi]

Unlike jeeps, humans are irreplaceable.

Well...

I was actually trying not to say it...

[Kadzar]

You had a car accident and got away healthy.. That's a big deal..

It's not that big of a deal. I myself have survived two car crashes completely unharmed (as in events where the car was totaled). It's a good thing he was unharmed, but it's not miraculous; there's a reason they make you wear seat belts in a car. Airbags I'm not so sure about, since the first car I totaled was deemed unfit to drive solely because the airbag deployed; I wasn't worth the cost to replace the thing and all it had managed to do by deploying was almost burn my hands. But seat belts are lifesavers.

[Mr. Strange]

"I killed a person", perhaps?

My parents just helped me hide the body, gave me a pat on the back and said 'well done'

So, you're in the family bussiness now then?

[Loud Whispers]

"I killed a person, and then caught HIV from them. Also, I'm gay, a communist, a fascist, a devout Muslim, and I want to study Liberal Arts."

I heard you cause cancer

[Graknorke]

I dunno what ya'll think art actually is if it isn't to symbolize something.

It's not pretty pictures for pretty pictures sake.

What's wrong with pretty pictures? People like pretty things as a general rule.

And symbolism is something I'm not too fond of, because it's usually bullshit that people make up to try and make a sculpture of a naked person unique and special compared to the millions of others there have been.

He sounds pretty offended, though.

Do I really come off as angry and vindictive all of the time?
I seem to get that a lot on Bay12. I would put some of it up to most of you being from the states and so differences in social conventions, but that can't be all of it. Being on a text-based medium while being a person who abhors using emoticons would probably contribute as well.

[scriver]

I personally think "I have HIV" is probably worse : /

Yeah. Probably.

 _{PS. I don't have a uterus DS.}

[Dutchling]

There's few things I can imagine ever having to tell a parent that's worse than "I crashed your car". "I'm pregnant" might be one though.

This thread got really weird for me until I read this post.