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[Dutchling]

well i have yet to kiss her and if i did it would be my first so it is a bit of a nerve racking thing for me to try because i know almost nothing about how and when to do it. I tis newb at relationships.

Let me tell you, as long as you start simple and work your way up at each kissing encounter, occasionally back off and admire her and murmur sweet nothings before coming in for another kiss, and it's not too wet or dry, you're golden. The embrace matters, and kissing elsewhere to change things up, and someone could probably write a solid book on kissing. But the basics are pretty easy. It's like pizza: even a kiss that ain't so great is still generally worth doing.

You mean like this?

[kaijyuu]

The people who did the Batman Musical and such did some serious stuff too.



Re: Kissing stuff.

She'll probably think it cute if you're awkward. Don't worry so much about it and learn through experience.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

well i have yet to kiss her and if i did it would be my first so it is a bit of a nerve racking thing for me to try because i know almost nothing about how and when to do it. I tis newb at relationships.

Let me tell you, as long as you start simple and work your way up at each kissing encounter, occasionally back off and admire her and murmur sweet nothings before coming in for another kiss, and it's not too wet or dry, you're golden. The embrace matters, and kissing elsewhere to change things up, and someone could probably write a solid book on kissing. But the basics are pretty easy. It's like pizza: even a kiss that ain't so great is still generally worth doing.

You mean like this?

At first I thought she was gonna just give it a peck on the nose and then she went all biglips on it. At least (as far as we know) there was no tongue. I always thought snakes were dirty and shouldn't be touched, like you should wash your hands afterward or something. But I don't have any actual basis for this assumption, so there ya go.

[TD1]

I'm still getting over the fact that our benevolent overlord, Cryxis, Prince of Doom is having girl problems, never mind focusing on snake-charming 

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

For the record that username comes from my overseer account
In all honesty i am shy, anti social, and pacifistic until aggravated
thanks for calling me benevolent though

[Graknorke]

At first I thought she was gonna just give it a peck on the nose and then she went all biglips on it. At least (as far as we know) there was no tongue. I always thought snakes were dirty and shouldn't be touched, like you should wash your hands afterward or something. But I don't have any actual basis for this assumption, so there ya go.

Snakes, in my experience, stay pretty clean. They are smooth so things don't stick very well, and even then they tend to stay to dry-ish areas, so there's not much to dirty them up anyway.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

At first I thought she was gonna just give it a peck on the nose and then she went all biglips on it. At least (as far as we know) there was no tongue. I always thought snakes were dirty and shouldn't be touched, like you should wash your hands afterward or something. But I don't have any actual basis for this assumption, so there ya go.

Snakes, in my experience, stay pretty clean. They are smooth so things don't stick very well, and even then they tend to stay to dry-ish areas, so there's not much to dirty them up anyway.

except for the fact that they are covered in bacteria but then again what living creature is not covered in bacteria and germs

[TD1]

The whole snakes are slimy and disgusting thing, I think, must come from the snake in the Garden of Eden.

[Dutchling]

The whole snakes are slimy and disgusting thing, I think, must come from the snake in the Garden of Eden.

What's wrong with you O:

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[LeoLeonardoIII]

I figured it was more about not being able to groom itself and also mites and such.

[Graknorke]

At first I thought she was gonna just give it a peck on the nose and then she went all biglips on it. At least (as far as we know) there was no tongue. I always thought snakes were dirty and shouldn't be touched, like you should wash your hands afterward or something. But I don't have any actual basis for this assumption, so there ya go.

Snakes, in my experience, stay pretty clean. They are smooth so things don't stick very well, and even then they tend to stay to dry-ish areas, so there's not much to dirty them up anyway.

except for the fact that they are covered in bacteria but then again what living creature is not covered in bacteria and germs

Bacteria. Apart from bacteriophages which prey on bacteria but they don't really live on them (or necessarily at all). They just need bacteria to reproduce.

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lookidit!
to the happy thread!

[Parsely]

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babby snaek: gud evning i am yor wai-eater to-day.
me: ...
babby snaek: ...
me: ...
babby snaek: ..i eat u meow :3
Me: otay. c:

[Tack]

Snakes. Making women wish that penises had peristalsis since... Probably never.

d'aww

That's adorable.
And also slimy.

[Gunner-Chan]

Babby snaek is too cute for this thread

[Parsely]

Babby snaek is too cute for this thread