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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9709317 times)

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71880 on: March 26, 2014, 07:44:42 pm »

What I don't get is lettuce. Lettuce isn't food to me. I can't eat it. As soon as even a tiny piece gets in my mouth the part of my brain responsible for only eating food goes "INEDIBLE POISON DEATH SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT SPITITOUT". It literally triggers my gag reflex if I don't spit it out.

I actually agree with this. Why doesn't it ever... Taste right? I know what I'm tasting can't be right since it never tastes right or anything at all to me!

Worse yet it always tastes filthy to me. Like It's covered with dust and dirt. Why? Is this what it's supposed to be like?

Is liking Kanmusu polarizing? Since I like Kanmusu.

... Kanmusu hijack lawl.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71881 on: March 26, 2014, 07:48:18 pm »

Fucking Marmite, Awww yeah, best thing on earth.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71882 on: March 26, 2014, 07:50:10 pm »

Clearly Vegemite is the master mite!
ignoring the fact that it tastes like goat piss.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71883 on: March 26, 2014, 07:50:52 pm »

That's an insult to goat piss.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71884 on: March 26, 2014, 07:55:57 pm »

There's like thirty thousand kinds of lettuce. Eat moar :P
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71885 on: March 26, 2014, 08:01:40 pm »

Is liking Kanmusu polarizing? Since I like Kanmusu. Though that's not food.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71886 on: March 26, 2014, 08:03:08 pm »

My view on lettuce is that it exists mainly as a substandard to attach inordinate amounts of dressing to. (Seriously, my salads are usually like 1/3rd dressing.)
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71887 on: March 26, 2014, 08:05:48 pm »

Spinach>Lettuce
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71888 on: March 26, 2014, 08:08:32 pm »

Spinach is horrible.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71889 on: March 26, 2014, 08:09:43 pm »

My view on lettuce is that it exists mainly as a substandard to attach inordinate amounts of dressing to. (Seriously, my salads are usually like 1/3rd dressing.)

Lettuce is the silly green stuff that spoons all your cheese, bread crumbs, vegetables, and dressing nicely so you can claim you're eating a "salad" by using a fork and green shit instead of just spooning all the good stuff directly into your mouth like a sensible person.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71890 on: March 26, 2014, 08:10:50 pm »

Lettuce is just about the most worthless "food" in existence. Little more than empty filler, and it is bitter and nasty, at least what little flavor it has. Stuff like spinach tastes worse, but at least has some nutritional value to it''s name.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71891 on: March 26, 2014, 08:10:59 pm »

Iceberg lettuce is the best vegetable God has sent on earth. It's unfathomably crunchy and delicious.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71892 on: March 26, 2014, 08:11:37 pm »

... today went from pretty decent to relatively shitty quite quickly, haha!

Few minutes ago (so around 8 PM, my time), I find out water's not coming back on until around 2 AM at the earliest. I found out the water was being turned off when I got home at 4 PM. Problem being: The cooking dishes and whatnot are dirty (I have a fairly limited supply, because, y'know, I'm not expecting to not be able to prepare them as needed). I have no food that does not require such to be prepared. I have no means for cleaning them available that don't involve water. Also neither the money nor the will to eat out, because I by and large hate fast food at this point. Also hunger is better than night driving, but whatever.

I have not eaten anything beyond a cinnamon bun since yesterday. It's been a fair bit since I've gone a day without really eating. It's already kinda' sucking, and I've still gots a while to go.

FakeEdit: Waiit, wait. It's somewhat expensive still, but I do think I've got some bottled water laying about. I just now remembered what I label as "drink" can also be used for other things.

Still kinda' incredibly shitty to have "ohey no water" dropped on you with zero goddamn warning and not even a decent hurricane to excuse it.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71893 on: March 26, 2014, 08:12:01 pm »

Lettuce is that thing which completes a BLT.

I am unaware of any other uses for it.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #71894 on: March 26, 2014, 08:13:31 pm »

You westrners have never eaten proper lettuce. Here's a hint: it should be crunchy and slightly sour.
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