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[Gunner-Chan]

What I don't get is lettuce. Lettuce isn't food to me. I can't eat it. As soon as even a tiny piece gets in my mouth the part of my brain responsible for only eating food goes "INEDIBLE POISON DEATH SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT SPITITOUT". It literally triggers my gag reflex if I don't spit it out.

I actually agree with this. Why doesn't it ever... Taste right? I know what I'm tasting can't be right since it never tastes right or anything at all to me!

Worse yet it always tastes filthy to me. Like It's covered with dust and dirt. Why? Is this what it's supposed to be like?

Is liking Kanmusu polarizing? Since I like Kanmusu.

... Kanmusu hijack lawl.

[Rose]

Fucking Marmite, Awww yeah, best thing on earth.

[Angel Of Death]

Clearly Vegemite is the master mite!
_{ignoring the fact that it tastes like goat piss.}

[Owlga]

That's an insult to goat piss.

[scriver]

There's like thirty thousand kinds of lettuce. Eat moar

[MaximumZero]

Is liking Kanmusu polarizing? Since I like Kanmusu. Though that's not food.

I had to look that up. I still don't know what it is, and I'm not sure I want to.

[i2amroy]

My view on lettuce is that it exists mainly as a substandard to attach inordinate amounts of dressing to. (Seriously, my salads are usually like 1/3rd dressing.)

[MaximumZero]

Spinach>Lettuce

[Dutchling]

Spinach is horrible.

Fucking sand everywhere.

[Eric Blank]

My view on lettuce is that it exists mainly as a substandard to attach inordinate amounts of dressing to. (Seriously, my salads are usually like 1/3rd dressing.)

Lettuce is the silly green stuff that spoons all your cheese, bread crumbs, vegetables, and dressing nicely so you can claim you're eating a "salad" by using a fork and green shit instead of just spooning all the good stuff directly into your mouth like a sensible person.

[Lagslayer]

Lettuce is just about the most worthless "food" in existence. Little more than empty filler, and it is bitter and nasty, at least what little flavor it has. Stuff like spinach tastes worse, but at least has some nutritional value to it''s name.

[Knit tie]

Iceberg lettuce is the best vegetable God has sent on earth. It's unfathomably crunchy and delicious.

[Frumple]

... today went from pretty decent to relatively shitty quite quickly, haha!

Few minutes ago (so around 8 PM, my time), I find out water's not coming back on until around 2 AM at the earliest. I found out the water was being turned off when I got home at 4 PM. Problem being: The cooking dishes and whatnot are dirty (I have a fairly limited supply, because, y'know, I'm not expecting to not be able to prepare them as needed). I have no food that does not require such to be prepared. I have no means for cleaning them available that don't involve water. Also neither the money nor the will to eat out, because I by and large hate fast food at this point. Also hunger is better than night driving, but whatever.

I have not eaten anything beyond a cinnamon bun since yesterday. It's been a fair bit since I've gone a day without really eating. It's already kinda' sucking, and I've still gots a while to go.

FakeEdit: Waiit, wait. It's somewhat expensive still, but I do think I've got some bottled water laying about. I just now remembered what I label as "drink" can also be used for other things.

Still kinda' incredibly shitty to have "ohey no water" dropped on you with zero goddamn warning and not even a decent hurricane to excuse it.

[Tack]

Lettuce is that thing which completes a BLT.

I am unaware of any other uses for it.
Construction materials?

[Knit tie]

You westrners have never eaten proper lettuce. Here's a hint: it should be crunchy and slightly sour.