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[MrWillsauce]

If I were doing it with a clone of myself, there'd still be a human totem pole involved ifyouknowwhatImean.

[Owlga]

I'm getting a distinct suspicion that the age on MrWillsauces profile is being a bit generous.

I'm suspecting he's actually a 23 day old potato.

[MrWillsauce]

You caught me.

[Helgoland]

Janet+Janet would be 8 1/2 feet tall. And that's terrifying.

Janet + Janet would be more like 3 feet tall at most. Because fuck going human totem pole, I know both Janet and Janet clone would be too busy doing herself(s).

What about infinite Janets in a vertical daisy chain?

[Furtuka]

Well that escalated quickly

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Just a chain of clones spinning off in infinite undulating spirals drifting through the cosmos. The camera pans out and reveals it's a strand of DNA ...

[Helgoland]

The foundation of human existance is love. Hot, sticky, incestuous love.

[mastahcheese]

So I come in to check the sad thread to post something and see this clusterfarse.

What in the...

Why did I come here again?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

MC, please don't feel like you can't post your sad. We're here for you~

[Tack]

Would two Janets love eachother or hate eachother?
Man that's a complex thought.

I'm pretty sure I'd hate my clone. Imagine knowing a person for so long that every one of their flaws is incredibly noticeable, and then every time they display one of those flaws it's both incredibly annoying and a reminder that it's one of YOUR flaws too, making you eventually begin to hate yourself.
Plus the hypocrisy. I'd call myself out on it constantly, but while with other humans I'm enough of an enigma that they can't really tell whether or not it is, with my clone he'd know exactly the cause of everything, because he empathizes with my entire life. But he'd abuse it, because I would.

[MrWillsauce]

The foundation of human existance is love. Hot, sticky, incestuous love.

Just as I've always suspected. Everyone be sure to engage in some hot, sticky incest today. It's what the universe wants.

[Helgoland]

That's actually an interesting test of personality: Would you get aloong with a copy of yourself? I discussed just that with some friends a few days ago.

The reason was that we'd started shipping one guy with himself. It got weird~

[MrWillsauce]

I already hate myself. I wonder if I had a clone there would be a four-way combination of self loathing and hating each other.

[mastahcheese]

MC, please don't feel like you can't post your sad. We're here for you~

It's not that I don't feel I can't post it, it's that my "What the Frelling?" part of my brain overrode the part of my brain responsible for the sads, as I honestly cannot remember what in the heck it was anymore.

[Yoink]

Well then, we pre-emptively comforted you!