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[Sinlessmoon]

What makes it worse is the fact that the box said that it's meant to serve up to four people.

I disagree, but my stomach does not.

Pfft, I always eat a box of Mac and cheese. It just tastes so good. ;_;

[misko27]

What makes it worse is the fact that the box said that it's meant to serve up to four people.

I disagree, but my stomach does not.

Pfft, I always eat a box of Mac and cheese. It just tastes so good. ;_;

Hmph. I eat a box, and then can get hungry afterward. Simultaneously, always thought that "Feeds four people" was a ridiculous lie.

[Frumple]

... more like it's four servings, and from what I've seen those servings are designed to be something like a side dish -- part of a larger meal, not a meal in itself. Half a box will definitely feed the average person for a good few hours without much trouble, energy wise, from what I've seen.

I can eat a full box (Given that a full box is 7.25 oz. Yes, I know the standard mac'n'cheese box weight by memory. Know the cost per oz for the two cheapest edible local brands, too, roughly. Both are around 6 cent an ounce.) without much problem, though it has gotten where I feel a little overstuffed afterwards. Usually I'll stick something else in with it, and eat like half of whatever results and shove the rest in the fridge for the next day's breakfast or somethin'.

[Lord Shonus]

Like all packaged foods, the serving size is deliberately absurdly low so that they can have low numbers in the "amount per serving", thus making the product seem less full of carbs and sodium to a browsing shopper.

[Yoink]

This makes me realised: I have never eaten packaged macaroni cheese. O.o
I guess that happens when it's one of the best dishes my mother would cook throughout my childhood... damnit mac cheese, why'd you have to make me the fat kid?!

[Yoink]

I was like, pocket-sized when I was born.
Then a lazy childhood and even less active teen years (because running around doing stuff was no longer 'cool') and bam, fatty.
Then, one day I decided to not be fat anymore. Now I'm pocket sized again! ^_^

[Descan]

I was enormously tiny when I was young. Like, put-fingers-under-ribs tiny.

Then puberty, laziness, and getting and actual appetite. Lately I've been losing it again.

[Hanslanda]

I was 9 pounds, 6 ounces at birth.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Ten pounds and two weeks late at birth.

[Kadzar]

I believe I was five pounds, six ounces. I was a preemie.

[GiglameshDespair]

I just ripped my way out of my mother's chest and slithered off for a few days until I had grown. No need for all that nasty childhood nonsense.

[GiglameshDespair]

Our heads are shaped that way as natural antenna. We plug in one of the drones so we can get wi-fi.

Also, you may want to come down and clean up. We got our biomass all over the walls. Really. Just unlock the door.

[GiglameshDespair]

Our heads are shaped that way as natural antenna. We plug in one of the drones so we can get wi-fi.

Also, you may want to come down and clean up. We got our biomass all over the walls. Really. Just unlock the door.

Look, after you blew a hole in my clone, I'm not coming down there personally.

If you destroy one more cleaning drone, you'll be blasted with liquid helium.

Ha, we found an old carpet down here and can use it as shielding. Your liquid helium has no power here, mortal.

[hector13]

Wise decision.

I came out arse first, if anyone's interested.

I like to think I was all "NOOO! DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE!" on my way out.

Thin-ness isn't necessarily a bad thing though, so long as it's not... something. But I'm drunk. My advice-o-meter is like "Yeah, alcohol. Fixes, everything? Aye."

Be healthy, is my point. Poorly made, but my point.

[mastahcheese]

A while back ago, I was put on a pain medicine that actually worked really well, but I was taken off of it because it made me feel apathetic towards everything.
Today, my back was hurting really bad because my current medicine isn't very good, and it was causing me to get angry at things a lot easier and faster. I don't know why, but I was suddenly reminded of that medicine, and it made me wish I was still on it, but not so much for the pain relief, but so that I would stop getting so angry.
For the first time, I actually wanted to be apathetic, I wanted to just stop feeling anything. And I've been there before, I know what it's like to just not care, and I always told myself that I could never want that back, because it's horrible.
What's wrong with me?