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[Vector]

Auuuugh I'm sick with a headcold.  How can I be sick AGAIN?!?!?!?!

[Sirus]

Weakened immune system from the last illness? Isn't that a thing?

[Dutchling]

Headcold? Is that a thing now?

[Vector]

Huh?  That's the word for a cold that's only in head and throat, and not at all in the chest.

[Dutchling]

Well, I never had that happen to me.

Colds in general now I think about it. As in, actually feeling cold, and not just leaking fluids from my face >.<

[Urist McOriginalname]

Just never leave your house and don't engage in any kind of contact with another human to stay infinitely healthy!

I haven't been sick for years thanks to this advice.

[LordSlowpoke]

Just never leave your house and don't engage in any kind of contact with another human to stay infinitely healthy!

I haven't been sick for years thanks to this advice.

as much as i'd love to i still do not have the opportunity to never leave home without enjoying the marvelous aliment that is starvation

i mean, i could probably stock up on nonperishables, but even if i still don't have a source of income good enough to pay utilities much less rent that's not dependent on me being out and doing things

[Urist McOriginalname]

Win a lottery, rob a bank or marry a rich old guy and let the things sort out for you.
Then order your food from some kind of fast food restaurant and make them throw the food in through your window to avoid any possible interaction with the human.

[LordSlowpoke]

all things considered, a lottery would leave me with enough money to live in relative luxury although the chances of winning it would use up all the luck i've got left for my entire lifespan and then some

banks don't have cash deposits anymore, and i don't know a fence so whatever i'd get from the deposit boxes would bring me jack squat

not sexually attractive to influence some fool into parting with their money via inheritance, either. you thought i haven't considered these options

saitama had some kind of grocery delivery system going on, and so did frankfurt (?) so i could make some investments with leftover money and make that a thing? although leftover money is a shaky area to consider given the circumstances.

plan was to find someone at whose place i could crash indefinitely, or leech off of a welfare system of a strange and foreign land like norway or maybe germany when circumstances allow. these two aren't exactly exclusive, although i haven't yet found anymore who'd fulfill #1 (actually have, although there were some legal limitations in regards to travel)

* LordSlowpoke should stop being so goddamn honest in regards to matters such as these.

[Urist McOriginalname]

If old men don't want to share their wealth with you, you could sell your kidneys for few days of luxury.

Another option is to get lost on an uninhabited island with few other people who know how to set up a camp in wilderness and once they're done use them to increase your food supplies and steal all of their work.

Of course you can always create a social network where others like you can hang out and bring billions of dollars to you through adds.
But i guess that's too easy, and would never work.
Unlike just living with your parents until the age of 40.

[Skyrunner]

To The Moon ;____;

[Tiruin]

To The Moon ;____;

<3

So how was it. :3
^{Yes it's depressingly awesome.}

[Skyrunner]

Spoiler: To The Moon (click to show/hide)

River whyyyyyyy T_T

[Tiruin]

Spoiler: To The Moon (click to show/hide)

River whyyyyyyy T_T

Spoiler: Ah (click to show/hide)

...Yeah. Of all the happy things in that game..she got my crying the most. As in.

Still...it's somewhat comforting that River lived..her happy ending.
..
...
Ok just thinking about it made me tear up. But really. What she did was..admirable.

[MaximumZero]

Not feeling well. Don't want to eat, which is something very unusual for me. Bleh.