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[Xantalos]

Now I'm reminded of that SCP where a woman had a portal to an abandoned Nazi bunker up her nostril.

As someone with horrifically deviated sinuses, I can relate. Sometimes it feels like I might have the Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe in my upper sinuses.

That wasn't me.

[Graknorke]

I keep coughing a load. The best way I can describe the feeling is that it's as if there's a patch at the back of my throat that is always dry. But not all of the time.

Meanwhile, the back of MY throat is producing too much mucous...

Am I stealing yours?

New on Bay12: Watch Graknorke and greatorder exchange bodily fluids! Only $3.99/month!

I demand a 50% cut!

Hey, I'm the one losing the fluids, I should get a bigger cut!

[scrdest]

Now I'm reminded of that SCP where a woman had a portal to an abandoned Nazi bunker up her nostril.

As someone with horrifically deviated sinuses, I can relate. Sometimes it feels like I might have the Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe in my upper sinuses.

So what did they do when she picked her nose?

I keep coughing a load. The best way I can describe the feeling is that it's as if there's a patch at the back of my throat that is always dry. But not all of the time.

Meanwhile, the back of MY throat is producing too much mucous...

Am I stealing yours?

New on Bay12: Watch Graknorke and greatorder exchange bodily fluids! Only $3.99/month!

I demand a 50% cut!

Hey, I'm the one losing the fluids, I should get a bigger cut!

Try this line of reasoning with the nearest prostitute you can find. Do tell us the results.

[Graknorke]

Try this line of reasoning with the nearest prostitute you can find. Do tell us the results.

Sig'd.

[Neonivek]

I have to run a game tomorrow but I can't even stand upright without having trouble breathing.

Yet if I don't the game will collapse.

I might have to do some magic tricks, like hosting the entire game from bed.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am practically bed ridden!

I can't even sit down on the computer...

[misko27]

I have to run a game tomorrow but I can't even stand upright without having trouble breathing.

Yet if I don't the game will collapse.

I might have to do some magic tricks, like hosting the entire game from bed.

If doing things on the computer from bed is a magic trick, then fear me, for I am Misko, Master of the Arcane, Tamer of the Strange and Lord of all Magic.

[scrdest]

I have to run a game tomorrow but I can't even stand upright without having trouble breathing.

Yet if I don't the game will collapse.

I might have to do some magic tricks, like hosting the entire game from bed.

If doing things on the computer from bed is a magic trick, then fear me, for I am Misko, Master of the Arcane, Tamer of the Strange and Lord of all Magic.

That would explain why wizards tend to rank low on STR.

[Frumple]

... nah. Proper wizard bed would take a high strength test to escape from. Probably a few balance, escape artist, and acrobatics checks, too. Plus trap disarming, probably a half dozen knowledge checks...

It would be the best and most wizardly of beds, capable of killing 10d100 peasants in a single round. Also so comfortable it self incarnates as a divine manifestation of relaxation.

[Vector]

there is tea running down my sleeve and I just don't fucking care anymore

[BlackFlyme]

One of my dogs just tore apart a blanket and ate the stuffing. It made her pretty sick.

She's whining horribly, and is drooling a lot.

[Neonivek]

there is tea running down my sleeve and I just don't fucking care anymore

I didn't know you bleed tea Vector. 

[Descan]

She's a mathematician, of course she bleeds tea.

Other theaglobin bearing peoples are the British, the Chinese, and hipsters.

[Xantalos]

there is tea running down my sleeve and I just don't fucking care anymore

I didn't know you bleed tea Vector. 

Joking aside, what happened?

[Dutchling]

General discussion, page 1

SEVEN spambot threads.

I think this forum needs an improvement in anti-spambot measures.

Spambots? what are you talking about

[Yoink]

I have not enough money to do all the cool things I want to.
When I get paid again I shall have to re-organize my spending for maximum coolness.
Also money for food would probably be a plus... Meh, I'm more worried about missing a cool gig tonight. :¢ Gonna have to make up for that tomorrow.