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[SalmonGod]

I'm hungry but I'm sick of food.  It's such a fucking chore.  Where's my Soylent.

[Sirus]

I'm hungry but I'm sick of food.  It's such a fucking chore.  Where's my Soylent.

Right here.

[SalmonGod]

I'm hungry but I'm sick of food.  It's such a fucking chore.  Where's my Soylent.

Right here.

Spoiler: UNACCEPTABLE!!!! (click to show/hide)

[Sirus]

I'm hungry but I'm sick of food.  It's such a fucking chore.  Where's my Soylent.

Right here.

Spoiler: UNACCEPTABLE!!!! (click to show/hide)

...What?

[SalmonGod]

I'm hungry but I'm sick of food.  It's such a fucking chore.  Where's my Soylent.

Right here.

Spoiler: UNACCEPTABLE!!!! (click to show/hide)

...What?

It's... it's me going crazy waiting for Soylent... look into your lemon heart, and you will understand.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"Today, General Mills lobbyists convinced Congress to ban the dangerous food-substitute Soylent. In other news, internet user SalmonGod was found dead in his home, apparently having suffered a severe brain aneurism atypical for individuals of his age."

[SalmonGod]

I've been half expecting something like that to happen.

[Descan]

Thank God for Canada.

We're too minor for lobbyists to give a shit about us.

[misko27]

Thank God for Canada.

We're too minor for lobbyists to give a shit about us.

"Today, Lobbyists all throughout Washington were suddenly reminded that Canada exists, and has stuff they might want. The discovery was prompted by a dusturbance in the lobbying force, originating from a Bay12 Forum comment. In other news, sales of plane tickets to Canada have increased 15%"

[Gamerlord]

CANADA! HERE, HAVE SOME OF OUR KILLER ANIMALS! IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE! - Australia

[Descan]

I saw a really cute guy walking home today. When we passed I kept looking back at him and saw him looking back at me, though whether interested or "Ugh, that guy keeps staring at me", I don't know.

But I'm way too scared to talk to guys in public just like that. .__.

And I doubt I'll ever see him again.

[Dutchling]

I saw a really cute guy walking home today. When we passed I kept looking back at him and saw him looking back at me, though whether interested or "Ugh, that guy keeps staring at me", I don't know.

But I'm way too scared to talk to guys in public just like that. .__.

And I doubt I'll ever see him again.

How do gay people even date strangers. My guess is you stalk people until you see enough fabulousness but I'm not sure.

also you made me think of this :

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[Descan]

Well he was pretty obviously gay (he had stars tattooed on his arms, for one thing). Dunno how you'd find out someone less obviously gay like me, except for the whole, "He stares at pretty men" thing. >_>

[Helgoland]

Maybe you could agree on a common signal, like a pink triangle I'm a bad person.

[LordSlowpoke]

Maybe you could agree on a common signal, like a pink triangle I'm a bad person.

I dunno, the world might or might not become a better place if everyone had a plaque describing them in detail mandatorily attached to the breast of their suit. People would get more good shit done else the Ministry of Identification wreck their accumulated goodpoints when the yearly plaque renewal comes around. If not by understanding and acklowledging the existence of other lifestyles, then by the establishment of a benevolent big brother state or people wearing suits everywhere.