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Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65340 on: September 04, 2013, 02:48:50 pm »

But dead people have no anuses.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65341 on: September 04, 2013, 02:49:41 pm »

Point.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65342 on: September 04, 2013, 02:50:08 pm »

But dead people have no anuses.
Depends how long they've been dead, tbh.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65343 on: September 04, 2013, 02:52:11 pm »

But dead people have no anuses.
Depends how long they've been dead, tbh.
Naw man, that's how doctors find out if you're dead or not.  When permadeath happens your anus disappears, because that's the housing of your soul.

Feh, I thought everyone knew that.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65344 on: September 04, 2013, 02:59:16 pm »

Naw man, that's how doctors find out if you're dead or not.  When permadeath happens your anus disappears, because that's the housing of your soul.

Feh, I thought everyone knew that.
Ok, this is probably the craziest thing I've ever heard you say... I'm impressed.

Also what makes you say Mark Twain's an asshole?
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« Reply #65345 on: September 04, 2013, 03:01:23 pm »

But dead people have no anuses.
Depends how long they've been dead, tbh.
Naw man, that's how doctors find out if you're dead or not.  When permadeath happens your anus disappears, because that's the housing of your soul.

Feh, I thought everyone knew that.

But it's true!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65346 on: September 04, 2013, 03:20:18 pm »

Ok, this is probably the craziest thing I've ever heard you say... I'm impressed.

I live to please =]


Also what makes you say Mark Twain's an asshole?

I feel like he built a lot of his reputation not as an author, but rather as a wit/great mind, by tearing down other people's work.  It's one thing to say "I don't like the work you're making, so I'll make something of my own," and it's another thing to rip into amateur writing and make a publication of it.  The comment about digging Jane Austen up so he could beat her to death comes to mind as well, though she was certainly not an amateur.

He published a book called "A Cure for the Blues," which is a roast of a particularly unfortunate novella some young man wrote.  And yes, the novella has no literary value save as a benchmark for the bad writing of the time, but for someone with the strength and public stature of Mark Twain to rip apart an amateur's work and make all sorts of snide comments about the writer's faculties seems. . . cruel.

It's like if John Irving or someone similar published My Immortal with an essay explaining why it's terrible.  Or if I took to writing long critiques of wish-fulfillment stories clearly written by 7-year-olds.  It's one thing to say "look, I've been reading a lot of really no-good things and here's a style guide of what I see as common errors, along with some representative examples," or to discuss something popular like Bieber or Twilight while criticizing the technical/moral aspects of the work, rather than the fans--but it's another thing to pick one out of the flock of amateur, unpopular writing and make money on tearing it down.  It doesn't add anything to the conversation, it's just. . . Grossmansucht.  Macho posturing.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65347 on: September 04, 2013, 03:39:08 pm »

So ... what about MST3K?

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« Reply #65348 on: September 04, 2013, 03:46:44 pm »

It's not Stephen Spielberg who's doing MST3K, now is it.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65349 on: September 04, 2013, 03:47:41 pm »

... and Twain was not jesting. Though he did make one very pertinent point about censorship which is overquoted.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65350 on: September 04, 2013, 03:57:25 pm »

The death of English English.
I suggest that we kill convert burn re-educate destroy the infidels. By which I mean users of American 'English'.
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« Reply #65351 on: September 04, 2013, 04:00:18 pm »

The death of English English.
I suggest that we kill convert burn re-educate destroy the infidels. By which I mean users of American 'English'.

This all depends on the color of thier aluminum armor.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65352 on: September 04, 2013, 04:02:14 pm »

American English is the one true English.

Why do you hate your own people, MonkeyHead? Think of all the Welsh you could speak.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #65353 on: September 04, 2013, 04:04:06 pm »

The death of English English.
I suggest that we kill convert burn re-educate destroy the infidels. By which I mean users of American 'English'.

This all depends on the color of thier aluminum armor.

Oh god it feels wrong tying that. Ugh.

you spelled "their" wrong >_>

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« Reply #65354 on: September 04, 2013, 04:11:04 pm »

Honestly at this point what kind of English I'm using depends on what kind of spellchecker I'm using.
Some words I just can't get used to spelling the American way, "defence" feels wrong to me without a C, and I always feel honour should have a U in it (comparing honor/honour has interesting results), but on the other hand I don't especially like the reversed "re/er" in several words, it definitely feels a bit archaic.
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