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[Sirus]

That's a good idea, actually. This company sells off older trucks once they hit a certain number of miles, and at 500k+ it must be getting close by now.

[SalmonGod]

I have for the last two weeks been beating, poisoning, and torturing the local wasp populations with impunity, until today. A damn wasp flew right out of its nest and stung me right on the nipple ;-;

Puny mortal.  I haven't seen any wasps around in a week.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I have for the last two weeks been beating, poisoning, and torturing the local wasp populations with impunity, until today. A damn wasp flew right out of its nest and stung me right on the nipple ;-;

Puny mortal.  I haven't seen any wasps around in a week.

#StopSalmonGod2013

[Sirus]

Minor sad:

*walks into Subway*
*sees sign about NEW GARLIC BREAD for sandwiches*
*Love me some garlic bread. Request it*
"Sorry, we're out."
*Disappointed. Ask for herb-and-cheese bread instead*
"We're out of that too. All we have is white and wheat."
"...Wheat please "

[Neonivek]

Getting kind of concerned about my Knee..

It has been getting worse lately and I am not sure what to do about it.

Ohh well, I don't think it is going away...but maybe it will stop getting worse. I mean I realize that less then a hour of walking around made it hurt... and it does that everytime... but...

[10ebbor10]

Amputation. The only way to be sure.

More serious, if you're worried, go check with a doctor. Could be a stress fracture, inflamation, or whatever else.

((Can also be nothing))

[MaximumZero]

So. I spent last night with chills, fever, and spent half of an hour long shower puking my guts out. Artificial sun poisoning is still brutal. This will be the day that we'll all remember as the day the lord of physical violence was taken out by some light bulbs.

[Greiger]

Can you facepunch the lightbulbs?  Would that help?

[misko27]

Can you facepunch the lightbulbs?  Would that help?

He could, but he needs to time-travel punch particles without mass. So get on it Maximum.

[Pnx]

Igh... I have no energy, and a huge headache, my brain just refuses to function properly and I'm not sure why. I should not be having this much trouble.

[Graknorke]

Igh... I have no energy, and a huge headache, my brain just refuses to function properly and I'm not sure why. I should not be having this much trouble.

I am feeling extremely similar to how you describe. I can't even eat.

[Vattic]

Looking forward to a night of heavily understaffed work. The guy who runs night shift likes to overspend getting people in to do overtime so that he doesn't have to help leaving us without people when they are needed. Last Sunday he had 80 hours in when he only needed 30 and proceeded to sleep most of his shift.

[sjm9876]

The death of English English.

[10ebbor10]

So. I spent last night with chills, fever, and spent half of an hour long shower puking my guts out. Artificial sun poisoning is still brutal. This will be the day that we'll all remember as the day the lord of physical violence was taken out by some light bulbs.

Igh... I have no energy, and a huge headache, my brain just refuses to function properly and I'm not sure why. I should not be having this much trouble.

Igh... I have no energy, and a huge headache, my brain just refuses to function properly and I'm not sure why. I should not be having this much trouble.

I am feeling extremely similar to how you describe. I can't even eat.

I suspect a plague. Better start the quarantine.

[Vector]

Mark Twain is kind of an asshole.