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[Pnx]

Young female seeks partner for relationship involving kissing, cuddling, and absolutely no sex.

I can see how that would be a problem given how much romance seems to revolve around sex for most people, but hey for whatever it's worth, I'd take you up on it.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Don't listen to Vector's lies, asexual people want to build a timeline spanning machine so they can find and boink their AU selves in order to dominate the multiverse.

[Tellemurius]

im wiped for the day, and sleep cant comfort me either, i am a damned zombie on the internet

[Max White]

THAT x IS A SPAH.

It is even worse for programmer people. Not only do we not use numbers, but we do, except when we do it is wrong. Also they aren't just numbers, they are a series of 'on' and 'off' pretending to be numbers pretending to be letters pretending to be numbers.

Young female seeks partner for relationship involving kissing, cuddling, and absolutely no sex.

I can see how that would be a problem given how much romance seems to revolve around sex for most people, but hey for whatever it's worth, I'd take you up on it.

Ok hear me out here.
You find a guy that has a fetish for male chastity, and he will never know the difference.

[Pnx]

Young female seeks partner for relationship involving kissing, cuddling, and absolutely no sex.

I can see how that would be a problem given how much romance seems to revolve around sex for most people, but hey for whatever it's worth, I'd take you up on it.

Ok hear me out here.
You find a guy that has a fetish for male chastity, and he will never know the difference.

Wouldn't a fetish for male chastity imply someone attracted to chaste males? More to the point, what are you implying about me?

[Vector]

Don't listen to Vector's lies, asexual people want to build a timeline spanning machine so they can find and boink their AU selves in order to dominate the multiverse.

Damn!  Foiled again!

Someday... someday I'll get my hands on her meager bosoms!

[Max White]

There is something about this forum that every day invites fan fiction... That kind of fan fiction. The kind where you don't even care that the plot makes no sense.

[Hanslanda]

Oh god. Someone just messaged me on facebook, saying that we kissed one time, and asking if I remembered her. o.o

And no, I don't. :x Oh god, wat do.

* Hans reads the other posts

... Well, this is awkward...

[Tellemurius]

Oh god. Someone just messaged me on facebook, saying that we kissed one time, and asking if I remembered her. o.o

And no, I don't. :x Oh god, wat do.

* Hans reads the other posts

... Well, this is awkward...

just say yes, could say no too and she might reply with a memory jog.

yeeeea the asexual talk, when i just got back from a "fun" night

[Max White]

Golly gosh Tellemurius, were you playing Monopoly? Gee wizz mister thats my idea of a fun night! Hoo boy!

[Hanslanda]

I was honest. I told her I wasn't sure if I remembered (There is a fuzzy half memory there, but I didn't think I'd kissed that girl... o.O) and asked if maybe she meant my brother (He's a whore.) instead.

[Tellemurius]

Golly gosh Tellemurius, were you playing Monopoly? Gee wizz mister thats my idea of a fun night! Hoo boy!

Twister my friend, Twister with a side of Apples to Apples.

[Max White]

I was honest. I told her I wasn't sure if I remembered (There is a fuzzy half memory there, but I didn't think I'd kissed that girl... o.O) and asked if maybe she meant my brother (He's a whore.) instead.

Did you actually tell her "Perhaps you mean my brother? His a whore."
Because I think we just found the greatest line ever for anything. Heck I'm going to try and slip that into a job interview some time.

Twister my friend, Twister with a side of Apples to Apples.

Well golly I don't know that one. Do you procure housing?

[Tellemurius]

pfft no, nature is my backyard!

[Hanslanda]

I was honest. I told her I wasn't sure if I remembered (There is a fuzzy half memory there, but I didn't think I'd kissed that girl... o.O) and asked if maybe she meant my brother (He's a whore.) instead.

Did you actually tell her "Perhaps you mean my brother? His a whore."
Because I think we just found the greatest line ever for anything. Heck I'm going to try and slip that into a job interview some time.

I didn't say that exactly, no. But I will at work tomorrow.