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[Max White]

Hey, what about Adelaide!

Where? Never heard of it. Sure you aren't thinking of Armidale? That place is just a city we stole from England.

[Gamerlord]

Hey, what about Adelaide!

Where? Never heard of it. Sure you aren't thinking of Armidale? That place is just a city we stole from England.

*strangles*

[Max White]

Look I know it can be a bit pretentious, but Armidale really isn't that bad. At least it isn't Tamworth.

Tamworth: We hope you like bad music.

[Xantalos]

Arkansas: Home of Mr. Willie.

[Gamerlord]

Look I know it can be a bit pretentious, but Armidale really isn't that bad. At least it isn't Tamworth.

Tamworth: We hope you like bad music.

*tears out his tongue and stabs him in the eye with it*

[SalmonGod]

Arkansas: Home of Mr. Willie.

Also Hill People - like the type you see in horror movies.  (I've met people who firmly believe in them.  The mythical almost caveman-like people straight out of Lovecraft, who live in the Appalachians/Ozarks and want nothing else in the world but to kidnap you.)

[Max White]

*tears out his tongue and stabs him in the eye with it*

I know, I would take death over another fucking Shannon Noll song as well.
But it is still better than Alice Springs.

Do you know that Alice Springs is? Well at one point, God built a mountain range to try and keep those bloody rabbits out, but he missed a spot. People trying to get through this tiny bottle neck found they had to build a town to get through it was taking so long, and they named it Alice Springs. One day, every resident of Alice Springs hopes it will finally be their turn to get through the damn gap.

[Xantalos]

Arkansas: Home of Mr. Willie.

Also Hill People - like the type you see in horror movies.  (I've met people who firmly believe in them.  The mythical almost caveman-like people straight out of Lovecraft, who live in the Appalachians/Ozarks and want nothing else in the world but to kidnap you.)

CORN PEOPLE
CORN PEOPLE

[SalmonGod]

Arkansas: Home of Mr. Willie.

Also Hill People - like the type you see in horror movies.  (I've met people who firmly believe in them.  The mythical almost caveman-like people straight out of Lovecraft, who live in the Appalachians/Ozarks and want nothing else in the world but to kidnap you.)

CORN PEOPLE
CORN PEOPLE

Is that an alternative label for the same myth?  Never heard of Corn People before...

[Xantalos]

Arkansas: Home of Mr. Willie.

Also Hill People - like the type you see in horror movies.  (I've met people who firmly believe in them.  The mythical almost caveman-like people straight out of Lovecraft, who live in the Appalachians/Ozarks and want nothing else in the world but to kidnap you.)

CORN PEOPLE
CORN PEOPLE

Is that an alternative label for the same myth?  Never heard of Corn People before...

I dunno. I remember the one time I drove across Idaho with my parents I saw the same guy on the opposite side of the state that we just passed a few hours ago. Exactly the same.
They both looked like walking corn.

[SalmonGod]

I dunno. I remember the one time I drove across Idaho with my parents I saw the same guy on the opposite side of the state that we just passed a few hours ago. Exactly the same.
They both looked like walking corn.

Strange.  Never heard anything like that before.

[Solifuge]

I remember the one time I drove across Idaho with my parents I saw the same guy on the opposite side of the state that we just passed a few hours ago. Exactly the same.
They both looked like walking corn.

Actually, I think I've seen these people before too, while on the road to Georgia.

Spoiler: Did they look anything like this? (click to show/hide)

[Reudh]

We have...
Sydney: The Australian capital.
Canberra: Worlds largest round about.
Melbourne: Hipsters be here!
Brisbane: That place dad took you on vacation.
Darwin: Its like if the wild west was full of water and deadly animals.
Perth: Nobody knows, because nobody has ever come back!
Hobart: Formally known as Innsmouth.

Hey, what about Adelaide!

Sydney: A big city filled with industry and OH GOD THE WEST
Canberra: Nothing goes on here. Oh, and it's our capital.
Brisbane: everyone's mad there
Darwin: Sometimes a city. And apparently so humid your clothes rot.
Perth: I don't know anything about it.
Hobart: It's a nice place, if it got rid of the RIGHT TURNS ONLY system they have.
Adelaide:

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Where's Adelaide? What about Adelaide?

[IronyOwl]

Hobart: It's a nice place, if it got rid of the RIGHT TURNS ONLY system they have.

This better be a reference to an excessive number of right turn only lanes, and not... other things.

[Rose]

Sydney: the only place in australia anybody not australian knows anything about.