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[Mephansteras]

Bay12politics. RedKing runs for president in 2016, with a plucky young facepunchin' sidekick as his VP/bodyguard. 2020 rolls around, and that sidekick is old enough to be elected president himself. Sidekick wins the election by a landslide after punching a bullet meant for President RedKing out of the air. A new era is born. In 2020, MaximumMurrica (FUCK YEAH!) is born!

....did you just call me a one-termer?? D:

Et tu, Maxime?

Well, you see, it was an Assault Rifle and MZ can only punch so many bullets at a time.

I'm sorry man. He tried, he really did.

[Hanslanda]

Charlie Sheen 2016: "I can give myself pardons, right guys?"

Truean 2016: [Stretch]

[Truean]

[Stretch] ?

[Hanslanda]

From IRC. You always say that. >.> Unless I'm thinking of someone else then just ignore this.

[Truean]

Perhaps I shouldn't have placed the question mark at the end....

[Hanslanda]

I can't decide if that means I'm thinking of the right person, or if you're just messing with me now. >.>
Deploy distracting small talk!
Hi Truean. How's lawyerin', other than the secretary thing?

[Dutchling]

Probably the right person. Although I've only seen [sigh] myself

[Hanslanda]

Probably the right person. Although I've only seen [sigh] myself

I've definitely seen [stretch] like, half a dozen times from her. Then again, she doesn't get on IRC very often so I could be misremembering. This is why witnesses are not as good a form of evidence as most people think.

[RedKing]

I should IRC you people some time. Especially considering I was doing IRC when some of you weren't even single-celled yet. 

* RedKing pulls his pants up around his chest and puts on his "Back in my day..." bifocals.

Also, girlfriend didn't get the job she was hoping for. And I'm too far away to give hugs.

[Frumple]

Lies. Make plaster molds of your arms and then mail them.

[misko27]

I should IRC you people some time. Especially considering I was doing IRC when some of you weren't even single-celled yet. 

SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, a female has all the eggs of her children since the time of her birth, so a person would have to be a teenage son of a teenage mother for you to be even BORN before they were single-cell. And my mom was born in 1962, which puts the age for you to have been doing IRC at at least 50. They did not even have IRC in the 1960s. Only Ballistic computers.

[RedKing]

Lies. Make plaster molds of your arms and then mail them.

You can't hug with nuclear arms. Or plaster ones. Or even nuclear-powered plaster golem arms.


@misko: ..... I am defeated by your superior knowledge of reproductive biology.

[quinnr]

I'm feeling all stressed for what is a completely and totally irrational thing, due entirely to hormone insanity, and yet can't stop feeling stressed about this thing despite realizing that it totally doesn't make sense at all. 

[Skyrunner]

I should IRC you people some time. Especially considering I was doing IRC when some of you weren't even single-celled yet. 

SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, a female has all the eggs of her children since the time of her birth, so a person would have to be a teenage son of a teenage mother for you to be even BORN before they were single-cell. And my mom was born in 1962, which puts the age for you to have been doing IRC at at least 50. They did not even have IRC in the 1960s. Only Ballistic computers.

SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, you are only 'you' from when you are fertilized into a diploid, 2n cell. A female only has haploid 1n cells from birth.

[RedKing]

Hah! IN YOUR FACE, biology-talking guy!