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[RedKing]

Came to school today, only to find that there was no one in my Journalism class. No cancellation notice, no email, no nothing. Just...no one's there.

First they came for the journalists,
But MZ was late for class...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Came to school today, only to find that there was no one in my Journalism class. No cancellation notice, no email, no nothing. Just...no one's there.

Poor fellow is confused, where the hell is everybody? He walks out into the hallway, looking for some sign, some explanation, but there's no one there either. In fact, there's nobody in the entire building. Did they close down today?

He heads on home, no real traffic to speak of. It's morning, but still....

He gets on Bay 12, complains about the event, but nobody responds.

It's 12:25 EST Febuary 4th, 2013 Common Era, and MaximumZero is the only person on Earth.

[MaximumZero]

...doggamn it. I was actually gearing up to run a campaign about that (kind of) this weekend. Too cliched?

[Frumple]

Cliche is irrelevant when construction is sufficient.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Cliche is irrelevant when construction is sufficient.

Improved.

[Facekillz058]

I've been Facebook stalking this girl I know for the last 3 hours.
Is this seriously how low you have sunk Facekillz?!
*Sigh*

[pisskop]

Try here and make new friends 

_{But you need an invite to join.}

[Max White]

Guy at bus stop with bag of chips: Look, they don't even fill them up all the way to the top anymore. This is your generations fault you know, for being too lazy to complain when companies are screwing you over.
Me: I think they only fill them up half way so they they have some cushioning and don't all get crushed in transport.
Guy: I can't believe you kids are so stupid you believe that!
Me:

God I hate loud annoying people of that nature. Great way to ruin a nice bus trip.

[Skyrunner]

I bought a bottle of sprite today and it was only filled 11/12ths up. Raeg!!

Did I do that right?

Here I am at school for four hours now. All that we've done is either sleep, chat, use smartphones, or do homework for cram. Why an I even here? :<

[Max White]

To get you out of the house so that your parents can play adult twister.
Go on, just let that seep into your head. Don't want to think about it anymore? Here, have some homework to take your mind off it. 

[MrWillsauce]

Here I am at school for four hours now. All that we've done is either sleep, chat, use smartphones, or do homework for cram. Why an I even here? :<

I'm pretty sure that's how highschool is for everyone. It certainly is for me.

[Hanslanda]

Here I am at school for four hours now. All that we've done is either sleep, chat, use smartphones, or do homework for cram. Why an I even here? :<

I'm pretty sure that's how highschool is for everyone. It certainly is for me.

Sky is Korean. School is... Different there. Kind of like a gulag or a concentration camp, but for your brain.

[Max White]

Wait, North or South Korean?
I thought South Korea was fine, and North Korea didn't have public internet access.

[Skyrunner]

Here I am at school for four hours now. All that we've done is either sleep, chat, use smartphones, or do homework for cram. Why an I even here? :<

I'm pretty sure that's how highschool is for everyone. It certainly is for me.

No, you don't get it: no classes. But we still come to school. We're entering spring break in a couple days.

Also, from my experience in a US public highschool, it was heaven compared to this

[fqllve]

I've been Facebook stalking this girl I know for the last 3 hours.

Reading someone's Facebook page is not stalking. If people don't want you to read what they've posted then maybe they shouldn't be posting it.

Facebook stalking is reading someone's page every day and using that as the sole means to learn about them. Also using the my location thing to literally stalk them.