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[DrPoo]

I like pigs on a non-food level - kight have something to do with the fact that my family comes from a big pig-producing area. As Churchill put it: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

Someday I'll buy a pet pig and keep it like other people keep dogs.

Doc Poo, what kind of condition?

He's PTSD and misantropic. Hes also a member of this forum but im not telling you guys his name because eh im not an asshole, atleast i try not to be one.

[Kadzar]

And I am saying that I disagree that a line can and must be drawn.  If you feel that it's acceptable to draw a line between humanity and animals, then you would also have to accept that some other possible life in the universe could do the same to us.

But if we can't draw a line between humanity and animals, how are we supposed to make big dramatic speeches about what separates man from the animal?

EDIT:Animals cannot ninja post.

[Descan]

By being Sir Patrick Stewart. 

[kaijyuu]

You and me ain't nuttin' but mammals, baby.

[PanH]

Chicken and pigs get no sympathy. They'd happily eat me, I return the favor.

Wait .... carnivorous chickens ? The day chickens get teeth, we're doomed.

[kaijyuu]

Chickens are basically evolved velociraptors. No joke.

[PanH]

And we've been breeding hybrid super chickens. What a fool is human race.

[Scelly9]

Chicken and pigs get no sympathy. They'd happily eat me, I return the favor.

Wait .... carnivorous chickens ? The day chickens get teeth, we're doomed.

They have the genes for it, their just not activated.

[Doctus]

Chicken and pigs get no sympathy. They'd happily eat me, I return the favor.

Wait .... carnivorous chickens ? The day chickens get teeth, we're doomed.

They have the genes for it, their just not activated.

And someday they'll reactivate those dormant genes, and then we'll have enormous packs of flying velociraptors with razor-tooth-beaks in all our major food-producing regions.

If only genes actually worked that way.

[Tellemurius]

Chicken and pigs get no sympathy. They'd happily eat me, I return the favor.

Wait .... carnivorous chickens ? The day chickens get teeth, we're doomed.

They have the genes for it, their just not activated.

And someday they'll reactivate those dormant genes, and then we'll have enormous packs of flying velociraptors with razor-tooth-beaks in all our major food-producing regions.

If only genes actually worked that way.

so then instead of my regular kicks i need to do flying kicks now?

[PanH]

Chicken and pigs get no sympathy. They'd happily eat me, I return the favor.

Wait .... carnivorous chickens ? The day chickens get teeth, we're doomed.

They have the genes for it, their just not activated.

And someday they'll reactivate those dormant genes, and then we'll have enormous packs of flying velociraptors with razor-tooth-beaks in all our major food-producing regions.

If only genes actually worked that way.

so then instead of my regular kicks i need to do flying kicks now?

Run, you fool. Nothing can save you of flying chicken-velociraptor (except maybe a meteor).
Now that I think about it, a chicken based apocalypse is the most probable for the 12/21, and the most dangerous.

[Tellemurius]

Not without my say in this, Asian powers activate! I shall turn your hideous flying lizard into fine dining and charge extra for it!

[Frumple]

Seriously though, chicken don't need teeth to eat a person. Just enough chicken allies and a weak enough person.

Protip: Chickens will eat just about goddamn anything.

[DrPoo]

You and me ain't nuttin' but mammals, baby.

So lets do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You don't need a fossil record to understand that chickens have the velociraptor in them. You need only observe how they act towards anything smaller than them.