*sigh* So today I took a maths placement test, it took me three hou- hang on a second.
Wife's moving ahead with the divorce. Thought we were heading in the opposite direction. FML.
Intellectually, I know this is probably for the best. Emotionally (surprise, I do have some)....just stab me through the brain and get it over with.
*hug*
Anyway, today I took a maths placement test. I spent the last couple of weeks sort of studying for it with a tutor, and having my parents reassure me a lot that if I didn't do well on the test that it wasn't the end of the world, which of course subconsciously convinced me that if I did badly
everything was over forever! When I got there the people at the office were apparently convinced that because of my accent and nervous stuttering that English was my second language, and they had a kind of look on their faces that did not convey "We have massive amounts of faith in you."
I went in and started taking the math test, my internal narrative went something like this.
"Ok, so they're giving me basic algebra first, I guess that makes sense..."
Ten minutes later."Hmm, I think I remember this, basic trig right?"
Twenty minutes later."I err... what? I think I'm just going to plug numbers into the equation until I get something that looks like an answer."
Thirty minutes later."... Oh god how much longer am I going to stare at this thing? Just take a guess already."
Fourty minutes later."It's giving me basic Algebra again, is that bad? I THINK IT'S BAD!"
Fifty minutes later."Oh my god what are those letters doing to that poor exponent. I didn't even realise you could do that with a square root!"
Eventually..."Ok, this one has exclamation marks on it. I don't think I've ever covered exclamation marks, I have no clue what they're supposed to mean. Are the numbers just being really emphatic about being in parenthesis?"
Shortly thereafter the test ended, and I did an English test which took like, ten minutes and I got near max marks on. By this point someone had come along and turned all the computers that weren't mine off, and I think they were starting to close the office down. I had been taking that test for three hours (I think most people were in and out of there in twenty minutes). Somehow I managed to test into calculus and discrete mathematics... But I'm really not sure I'm ready for them.