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[misko27]

It helps to remember you're talking to actual people and not to a computer bot thingy

I know. But I'm the type that likes physical interaction as well

(and not just perverted stuff, you pervs)

Ehh. i really don't know what you're talking about. You've got all these great friends here who love talking to you, and you mope. Some peoples are genuinely all alone, you know that?

[kaijyuu]

"Someone else has it worse" has cheered up exactly 0 people in humanity's history Isn't a competition!

And I'm not really "moping," per say. Just a bit down.

[Cuffling]

Go hug a stranger. If anything it'll give you something to talk about

[misko27]

"Someone else has it worse" has cheered up exactly 0 people in humanity's history Isn't a competition!

And I'm not really "moping," per say. Just a bit down.

Hell, I have it worse. By alot. I know it isn't a competition, but it's annoying seeing the rich man moan about how heavy his wallet is.

We are all real people (well, probably most of us). For physical affection get a dog. Dogs are good at that. Nothing can shower you in affection more then a dog.

[MaximumZero]

"Someone else has it worse" has cheered up exactly 0 people in humanity's history Isn't a competition!

And I'm not really "moping," per say. Just a bit down.

Hell, I have it worse. By alot. I know it isn't a competition, but it's annoying seeing the rich man moan about how heavy his wallet is.

We are all real people (well, probably most of us). For physical affection get a dog. Dogs are good at that. Nothing can shower you in affection more then a dog.

I disagree. Then again, my suggestion is not very appropriate. I just want it to be known that I disagree.

[misko27]

"Someone else has it worse" has cheered up exactly 0 people in humanity's history Isn't a competition!

And I'm not really "moping," per say. Just a bit down.

Hell, I have it worse. By alot. I know it isn't a competition, but it's annoying seeing the rich man moan about how heavy his wallet is.

We are all real people (well, probably most of us). For physical affection get a dog. Dogs are good at that. Nothing can shower you in affection more then a dog.

I disagree. Then again, my suggestion is not very appropriate. I just want it to be known that I disagree.

How will I go on without knowing now that you've sowed the desire?

[MrWillsauce]

I suggest hookers.

[Hanslanda]

I suggest hookers.

I strongly suspect MZ was going to suggest this too. Also, they are illegal someplaces, so you might be careful who you suggest that too.

[MaximumZero]

Note: I would never, ever, pay for anything that I can get for free.

[Max White]

Note: I would never, ever, pay for anything that I can get for free.

Is the word legally implied after that sentence? Because without that, you would never pay for anything.

[MaximumZero]

Yes, yes it is implied.

[Flying Dice]

Good. Because that would have had terrible implications otherwise.

[MaximumZero]

Okay, let me just say "Getting laid is way better than dogs." There, end of discussion. Carry on with other nonsense.

[MrWillsauce]

Regardless of legality, you should hire hookers if you really want to (as long as they want to too).

[Flying Dice]

That depends. A good lay will last for at most a couple hours (and possibly a night + morning of cuddling); a good dog will last for years.


Naturally that assumes that you're just out looking for one-night-stands.