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[kaijyuu]

Educate us on how we're too open minded, then Seriously. If you've wisdom to share, then don't leave us in the cold.

[GlyphGryph]

I would remind you that we are very open minded, and would be more than willing to give your opinion a fair shake on the matter!

[Hanslanda]

They also had a habit of killing people for no reason.

Among other things. They'd probably turn me into Sisyphus, just to try and get me to punch the boulder.

I feel like Sisyphus.

* MaximumZero pours a digital one for Hans.

Can't knock you for that, right?

Today my LF and my old bartender did a shot each in front of me.

I fucking tasted it, and I got the burn, and EVERYTHING.

Speaking of that bartender, if you're not going to make a move, send her my way.

My old bartender is a damned badass. She used to be on Drug Court, and was like, "Fuck this, send me to prison." She's awesome.

The bartender I was hitting on is different. I know a lot of bartenders.

[MaximumZero]

Well, I'm not so into drugs, but I'll happily take bartender #2 off your hands.

[Hanslanda]

Lol, no one is on my hands. Go get her yourself. She only lives about six hundred miles from you.

In other sad news, I really want to get drunk. Right now. Like, if I had a choice between a million dollars, getting drunk, or sleeping with someone I really want to sleep with, I would be stuck on the sleeping with and getting drunk options for a LOOOOONG time.

[kaijyuu]

Get the million dollars, and then you can have both the others really really easy.

[Hanslanda]

Get the million dollars, and then you can have both the others really really easy.

Lol, if I had the million dollars, I would fix my car, buy a small home, and save the rest, while I kept working. Then I'd retire at like fifty instead of 65.

[kaijyuu]

I'd invest until I had ~40 million, then put it all in a bank, retire, and live off the interest. Inflation would eventually outpace it, but when I'd still probably be dead by the time it ran out.

[Loud Whispers]

Seeing as I pretty much missed the whole deviancy discussion, I have but one thing to say;

No, she's not being a mom. She literally believes each and every one of you are pedobear, and that you may as well live across the street. And that everyone with internet lives in America or something.

STEP ONTO MY MAGICAL VAN OF MAGIC

NARNIA IS INSIDE

NO JOKE

[Reudh]

My mother saw me typing, came over and looked at the forum for three seconds.

"Blah blah pedophiles blah blah Reudh isn't foreign hes american pedophile blah"

For ten minutes. Seriously. She believes each and every user on the internet wants to kidnap and rape me. This saddens me. My mother is an insane lunatic.

-Edit-

No, she's not being a mom. She literally believes each and every one of you are pedobear, and that you may as well live across the street. And that everyone with internet lives in America or something.

I know I'm strange, but I'm not that strange. ;_;

And yeah, I'm from Australia as most of you know. If it makes her feel better I could supply with rough gps coordinates. XD

[Swiftling]

I seem to be the only browncoat at school

And my eye is acting up again, I had surgery on it early this year. yay.

[Donuts]

My mother saw me typing, came over and looked at the forum for three seconds.

"Blah blah pedophiles blah blah Reudh isn't foreign hes american pedophile blah"

For ten minutes. Seriously. She believes each and every user on the internet wants to kidnap and rape me. This saddens me. My mother is an insane lunatic.

-Edit-

No, she's not being a mom. She literally believes each and every one of you are pedobear, and that you may as well live across the street. And that everyone with internet lives in America or something.

I know I'm strange, but I'm not that strange. ;_;

And yeah, I'm from Australia as most of you know. If it makes her feel better I could supply with rough gps coordinates. XD

Meh, i am strange too.

Am i pedobear too?

[Blargityblarg]

I can say, having met Reudh, that he is definitely, emphatically, absolutely not a foreigner.

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[Reudh]

I can say, having met Reudh, that he is definitely, emphatically, absolutely not a foreigner.

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People often call me Irish or English, based on my pseudo-intellectual accent.

But thanks, Blargity!

[Blargityblarg]

I was trying to subtly imply that you're an American Paedophile^(TM), but I'll take your thanks too.