I started masturbating around age 7 or 8, and considered myself capable of giving consent around age 12.
Um... what... um...
considered myself capable of giving consent around age 12.
um...
capable of giving consent around age 12.
capable of giving consent around age 12.
capable of giving consent around age 12.
What the fuck.
No. Seriously. What the fuck.
Gaaaah! Aaaaahh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Maybe I'm a bit biased, but as a fourteen-year-old,
what the fuck?!I keep saying that! It's like, my entire mind is filled up with what the fuck! Okay, so anyway.
- When I was twelve, I was in Grade 8. This is because I skipped a grade in early elementary. The normal grade is probably Grade 7.
- Kids having sex in Grade 7.
- What the fuck
This is not a conservative bias leaching into my mind after years of indoctrination. This is me going "AAAH, WHAT THE FUCK, TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS HAVING SEX". Gaaah! There's a reason in here somewhere for why not to do this but it's buried under piles of AAAH WHAT THE FUCK.
So, I'm in Grade 10 now. High school, right? Lose your virginity or something? Sweet sixteen? Buy a crappy car, make out in it, exaggerate your penis size?
Nobody has talked about sex. And I mean in the hallways, in less-crowded spots, in the most vague definition of "sex" possible. This is interesting because it's a fancy school. And I have been listening. You need to write an entrance exam to get in and they only accept about one-quarter of applicants: beyond that, you need a hand-written letter of appraisal from your principal (he won't write one? tough luck) and all subjects need to be over 80% in Grade 9 (okay, this is apparently common, but who doesn't like inflating their achievements online?) and they only take in one-quarter of the applicants. It is definitely a Smart People School. If you look it up you now know exactly where I go and who I am, in which case, shit, don't ask me for consent because aaah what the fuck. So anyway, at this school, there is very little sexual anything going on (total recorded make-out count among any grade: one). It's difficult to not come to the conclusion that smart kids don't have sex in Grade 7 and what the fuck aaah. Please don't do this.