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[misko27]

Hans, Remember to resist the urgeto shank the Guard with a non-kosher sausage. They hate when you do that, takes all week to regrow their heads. No Unnecessary Antagonzation.

*Repeats salute*

[kaijyuu]

Only the necessary antagonizing

[Xantalos]

And this, ladies and gentledorfs, is how Bay12 prepares you for being in jail.

[Yoink]

Sorry to hear that, Hans.
I've never been in jail or anything, but I did ride in the back of a paddywagon once. Does that count? It was goddamn uncomfortable.

My sad: Apart from how many new pages there are in this thread, I had to suffer my way through 8-9 or so hours of soul-crushing work today. I probably complain too much, but shut up. I'm supposed to do this all again tomorrow.

[Montague]

Well, the biscuits and gravy are good in jail, at least.

[Kamin]

Eh, two days is nothing. It IS boring, though. So have fun with that, I guess... Maybe beat off on camera or something to pass the time.

And the moral of the story? Don't do drugs unless you enjoy tear-jerking, ball-tingling levels of boredom.

[Reudh]

-Mound of homework
-Not enough hours in the day to do it in
-Worrying about money
-Worrying about not having a job
-Worrying about are the people I hang out with right because they spent all of sunday night getting stoned. I wasn't invited, but perhaps that's a good thing. I don't really like marijuana anyway.

[pisskop]

I missed, Hans is going to jail?   

Ive been detoxed for 4 months in a lvl 2, and hopefully you get the same 'lax' treatment.  I even had a private privy to poop in, with a toilet seat!  Ha, no surprise buttsex for me!

[Hanslanda]

@Solifuge: Nine months. And we get a little paper and a really shitty pen in a flexicase thing. Basically it's the ink cartridge from a pen. That's it. It has a case, but the case is so soft that it actually makes the pen cartridge less dangerous.

And jail sucks, but it could be worse. It would be better if I wasn't depressed right now. Not much can be done about that though.

[FearfulJesuit]

In an alternate, just universe: Truean paratroops into Drug Court and defeats the villains of the judge and prosecution with a shining sword of pure justice. As the police rush into the courtroom in a futile last attempt to defeat Hans, he and Truean escape in the helicopter to Sweden, where, armed with the true powers of a decent welfare state, a rehabilitative justice system, and the nutritive powers of herring and lingonberries, Hans shall reign on his IKEA^TM-brand throne for a thousand years.

[Hanslanda]

In an alternate, just universe: Truean paratroops into Drug Court and defeats the villains of the judge and prosecution with a shining sword of pure justice. As the police rush into the courtroom in a futile last attempt to defeat Hans, he and Truean escape in the helicopter to Sweden, where, armed with the true powers of a decent welfare state, a rehabilitative justice system, and the nutritive powers of herring and lingonberries, Hans shall reign on his IKEA^TM-brand throne for a thousand years.

By the Stark White Throne! For the Emperor of the Twelve Bays!

[Euld]

I need to stop freaking out about my homework... 

[Hanslanda]

I need to stop freaking out about my homework... 

Indeed. It will be okay, Euld.

[Loud Whispers]

@Solifuge: Nine months. And we get a little paper and a really shitty pen in a flexicase thing. Basically it's the ink cartridge from a pen. That's it. It has a case, but the case is so soft that it actually makes the pen cartridge less dangerous.

And jail sucks, but it could be worse. It would be better if I wasn't depressed right now. Not much can be done about that though.

Farewell until the days are right again ;(

[miauw62]

Cya Hans D:
We'll miss you!

* miauw62 manhugs Hans