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[kaijyuu]

If I get the money for a road trip (I certainly have the time...) I'm driving over there and hugging the shit out of you, Hans.

[Descan]

wat

[MrWillsauce]

Somebody should make a documentary about Hanslanda (the dude on Bay12, not the Nazi from that movie).

o.O My life would make a surprisingly good movie, actually. I've done crazy shit. Like that one time I drank enough booze to kill a bull moose, and woke up with a mild hangover. Then got alcohol poisoning the day after that. Or any of the times I did xanax.
Or Byrdfest. Or my first girlfriend. Or the bartender chick. Or getting raided by the cops, them finding acid, pot, pills, and tons of paraphenalia, then not arresting ANYONE.

Holy shit, any of you know how to write a screeplay?

I can write at at least a fourth grade level and I've got Microsoft Word 2007 installed on my computer. Does that count?

[Scelly9]

If I get the money for a road trip (I certainly have the time...) I'm driving over there and hugging the shit out of you, Hans.

Trainhopping. It's cheap.

[Hanslanda]

@Misko: ... ... ... ...

If I get the money for a road trip (I certainly have the time...) I'm driving over there and hugging the shit out of you, Hans.

That'd be awesome.

Somebody should make a documentary about Hanslanda (the dude on Bay12, not the Nazi from that movie).

o.O My life would make a surprisingly good movie, actually. I've done crazy shit. Like that one time I drank enough booze to kill a bull moose, and woke up with a mild hangover. Then got alcohol poisoning the day after that. Or any of the times I did xanax.
Or Byrdfest. Or my first girlfriend. Or the bartender chick. Or getting raided by the cops, them finding acid, pot, pills, and tons of paraphenalia, then not arresting ANYONE.

Holy shit, any of you know how to write a screeplay?

I can write at at least a fourth grade level and I've got Microsoft Word 2007 installed on my computer. Does that count?

... Close enough!

[kaijyuu]

I suppose we could settle for a bay12 fanfiction

Let's hire Flying Dice.

[Solifuge]

Sorry you're getting stiffly dicked by the system, Hans. Once you get out, how long will they still have you jumping through hoops?

Also, do you have access to books while in the slammer? Or writing implements? If so, maybe use the time to create something you've wanted to create, or learn more about something you've wanted to learn. Be safe and smart, and see you when you're out.

[misko27]

@Misko: ... ... ... ...

Somebody should make a documentary about Hanslanda (the dude on Bay12, not the Nazi from that movie).

o.O My life would make a surprisingly good movie, actually. I've done crazy shit. Like that one time I drank enough booze to kill a bull moose, and woke up with a mild hangover. Then got alcohol poisoning the day after that. Or any of the times I did xanax.
Or Byrdfest. Or my first girlfriend. Or the bartender chick. Or getting raided by the cops, them finding acid, pot, pills, and tons of paraphenalia, then not arresting ANYONE.

Holy shit, any of you know how to write a screeplay?

I can write at at least a fourth grade level and I've got Microsoft Word 2007 installed on my computer. Does that count?

... Close enough!

I'd be Honored to aid in the life-altering story that is Hanslanda: The Accidental Anti-Jewish Wizengamot Crusader

[kaijyuu]

If they count the plastic spoons, I don't think they'll allow a sharpened pencil. Shanking instrument, and all that.

[MrWillsauce]

@Misko: ... ... ... ...

Somebody should make a documentary about Hanslanda (the dude on Bay12, not the Nazi from that movie).

o.O My life would make a surprisingly good movie, actually. I've done crazy shit. Like that one time I drank enough booze to kill a bull moose, and woke up with a mild hangover. Then got alcohol poisoning the day after that. Or any of the times I did xanax.
Or Byrdfest. Or my first girlfriend. Or the bartender chick. Or getting raided by the cops, them finding acid, pot, pills, and tons of paraphenalia, then not arresting ANYONE.

Holy shit, any of you know how to write a screeplay?

I can write at at least a fourth grade level and I've got Microsoft Word 2007 installed on my computer. Does that count?

... Close enough!

I'd be Honored to aid in the life-altering story that is Hanslanda: The Accidental Anti-Jewish Wizengamot Crusader

You can play the part of: crackhead number four

[Knight of Fools]

If they count the plastic spoons, I don't think they'll allow a sharpened pencil. Shanking instrument, and all that.

Good sir! If sharp instruments aren't allowed in jail, then why haven't you taken my wit!

[misko27]

If they count the plastic spoons, I don't think they'll allow a sharpened pencil. Shanking instrument, and all that.

Good sir! If sharp instruments aren't allowed in jail, then why haven't you taken my wit!

You answered your own question.

@Misko: ... ... ... ...

Somebody should make a documentary about Hanslanda (the dude on Bay12, not the Nazi from that movie).

o.O My life would make a surprisingly good movie, actually. I've done crazy shit. Like that one time I drank enough booze to kill a bull moose, and woke up with a mild hangover. Then got alcohol poisoning the day after that. Or any of the times I did xanax.
Or Byrdfest. Or my first girlfriend. Or the bartender chick. Or getting raided by the cops, them finding acid, pot, pills, and tons of paraphenalia, then not arresting ANYONE.

Holy shit, any of you know how to write a screeplay?

I can write at at least a fourth grade level and I've got Microsoft Word 2007 installed on my computer. Does that count?

... Close enough!

I'd be Honored to aid in the life-altering story that is Hanslanda: The Accidental Anti-Jewish Wizengamot Crusader

You can play the part of: crackhead number four

The one who Liberated The Hicks from the Human Flesh Processing Center? I'd be delighted.

[MrWillsauce]

Misko have you eaten taken intestines your medication today? mmm... intestines...

[Knight of Fools]

If they count the plastic spoons, I don't think they'll allow a sharpened pencil. Shanking instrument, and all that.

Good sir! If sharp instruments aren't allowed in jail, then why haven't you taken my wit!

You answered your own question.

Does no one get that reference?

[Xantalos]

If they count the plastic spoons, I don't think they'll allow a sharpened pencil. Shanking instrument, and all that.

Good sir! If sharp instruments aren't allowed in jail, then why haven't you taken my wit!

You answered your own question.

Does no one get that reference?

Don't know, so I'l default guess: Monty Python.