Good luck and may your imprisonment be short.
Why are you have to jail anyway? I are poor memory.
Something, about, drugs.
I think.
Also Jew-hunting
Somebody should make a documentary about Hanslanda (the dude on Bay12, not the Nazi from that movie).
Yes. Hanslanda was walking down the street, like normal, when all of a sudden, He wants to go to a Bed and Breakfast! Now normally, Hans would go to his favorite one, IHOP, But since he was not near one, he decided to go to a local one instead. When he got there, as the owner was showing him arounnd (It was a family owned one, owned by 2 elderly Jewish Folk) Hans casually asks why there was a Picture a of Jewish individual on the Wall. Tha lady pointed out thatshe was Jewish, and that is was part of her heritage. Hans, Fearful, Was forced to spend the night, Fearing for his lif in the nest of Jews. Fortuitously, In the middle of ther night, A Pack of The Local
HicksJew Hunters showed up. Following the battle, where the geriatric Jewish folks shape-shifted forms were no match for the confused drunken might of their flame-throwers, the Hunters inspected the room where he was staying.
Unfortunately, It was not immediately clear that Hans was not, in fact, a shape-shifted Jew, so he had to consume Copious ammounts of various Illegal substances, for this is the only Known way to determine whether or not someone is, in fact, a shape-shifted Jew, for Jews Dissolve on contact with them. Hns passed with Flying Colors, as he is obviously not a Jew. Unfortunately, a anti-anti jewish Sting raid was secretly occuring, and the Cops busted the Anti Jewish Vigilanties. The Cops, who mistakenly believed Hans was part of their crusade, arrested him and subjected him to countless hours of watching Bad porn, in a effort to force him to talk. As he did not, even under the Extreme Duress of Terrible, Terrible porn, they could not Charge him with First-Degree Treason, the Crime of opposing the ALMIGHTY JEWISH GOVERNMENT, But instead had to charge him with fourth degree. But then, the Elderly Jewish Folk, who were, in fact, HIGH JEWSIH WIZENGAMOTS, and therefore did not die due to the Hicks measely flame throwers, Intervened upon his behalf. However, even they could not prove for a fact he had not been bait, so he was left with a charge of 4th Degree Jew Hunting, and 2nd Degree Degeneracy.
And that, friends, is how Hans Was saved by the High Jewish wizengamet.