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[Hanslanda]

Minimum Security prison is where it's at, so I'm told. Internet access and everything so long as you are not a sex offender.

You gotta be a bourgeois white-collar criminal to get into that sort of prison though.

Steal five hundred dollars, and they throw you in MaxSec prison for twenty years. Steal ten million dollars, they put you in the Prison of Happy Fluffy Bunnies for a week.

[misko27]

Minimum Security prison is where it's at, so I'm told. Internet access and everything so long as you are not a sex offender.

You gotta be a bourgeois white-collar criminal to get into that sort of prison though.

Steal five hundred dollars, and they throw you in MaxSec prison for twenty years. Steal ten million dollars, they put you in the Prison of Happy Fluffy Bunnies for a week.

Jeez, Really? Thats better then my current living conditions. I need to embark on some sort of grand theft.

We're making America sound like a dystopia to you europeans aren't we?

[Hanslanda]

Minimum Security prison is where it's at, so I'm told. Internet access and everything so long as you are not a sex offender.

You gotta be a bourgeois white-collar criminal to get into that sort of prison though.

Steal five hundred dollars, and they throw you in MaxSec prison for twenty years. Steal ten million dollars, they put you in the Prison of Happy Fluffy Bunnies for a week.

Jeez, Really? Thats better then my current living conditions. I need to embark on some sort of grand theft.

We're making America sound like a dystopia to you europeans aren't we? America is an authoritarian dystopia.

FTFY

[misko27]

Minimum Security prison is where it's at, so I'm told. Internet access and everything so long as you are not a sex offender.

You gotta be a bourgeois white-collar criminal to get into that sort of prison though.

THOSE WHO DESERVE IT ARE PUNISHED

Steal five hundred dollars, and they throw you in MaxSec prison for twenty years. Steal ten million dollars, they put you in the Prison of Happy Fluffy Bunnies for a week.

RANDOM UNIMPORTANT LIES.

Jeez, Really? Thats better then my current living conditions. I need to embark on some sort of grand theft.

We're making America sound like a dystopia to you europeans aren't we? America is an authoritarian dystopia. ALL HAIL THE GOVERNMENT

FTFY

I HAVE FIXED THIS IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR LAWS. USA! USA! USA!

[Hanslanda]

USA! USA! USA!

[Karnewarrior]

Minimum Security prison is where it's at, so I'm told. Internet access and everything so long as you are not a sex offender.

You gotta be a bourgeois white-collar criminal to get into that sort of prison though.

THOSE WHO DESERVE IT ARE PUNISHED

Steal five hundred dollars, and they throw you in MaxSec prison for twenty years. Steal ten million dollars, they put you in the Prison of Happy Fluffy Bunnies for a week.

RANDOM UNIMPORTANT LIES.

Jeez, Really? Thats better then my current living conditions. I need to embark on some sort of grand theft.

We're making America sound like a dystopia to you europeans aren't we? America is an authoritarian dystopia. ALL HAIL THE GOVERNMENT

FTFY

I HAVE FIXED THIS IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR LAWS. USA! USA! USA!

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ALL HAIL PRESIDENT NIXON!

[Hanslanda]

Oh, I'm laughing so hard now.

America is so blatantly retarded, I can't even comprehend it. We've got this giant military, but our leadership is so challenged we probably couldn't fight our way out of a wet paper bag with some F-22's to provide air support.

[misko27]

Oh, I'm laughing so hard now.

America is so blatantly retarded, I can't even comprehend it. We've got this giant military, but our leadership is so challenged we probably couldn't fight our way out of a wet paper bag with some F-22's to provide air support.

Well, i disagree. In terms of military might, the united states has not had a actual conquer land scenario in years. And the last one, lasted for a few weeks. The begining of the Iraq war. We took out the government easy, conquered the land, but insurgents are hard. Soviet russia and Great Britain couldn't defeat insurgents, America sure as hell can't. what with their "ethics".

[Hanslanda]

Battle for Iraq: Fifteen minutes.
War for Iraqi Independance: Wow, that's really what we went with? Could we pick a more propaganda-y name? Really? Er, I mean: Three plus years.

[misko27]

Battle for Iraq: Fifteen minutes.
War for Iraqi Independance: Wow, that's really what we went with? Could we pick a more propaganda-y name? Really? Er, I mean: Three plus years.

My point exactly.

The united states should focus on conquering strong but none-resisty nations for a while. Maybe Belgium. Or some other European country.

[Hanslanda]

Battle for Iraq: Fifteen minutes.
War for Iraqi Independance: Wow, that's really what we went with? Could we pick a more propaganda-y name? Really? Er, I mean: Three plus years.

My point exactly.

The united states should focus on conquering strong but none-resisty nations for a while. Maybe Belgium. Or some other European country.

... I think we shouldn't conquer anybody...

[Knight of Fools]

You can fight a war, but you can't fight a people.

I think the greater part of the military should be toned down to national guard et al, and the cancelation of a good chunk of the recruiting. If we had a smaller army, we'd be much less tempted to stick our nose into places people don't want our noses in.

What screws the States over most of the time is its politics and red tape. I want to go back to the days of Lincoln, baby.

[Hanslanda]

You can fight a war, but you can't fight a people.

I think the greater part of the military should be toned down to national guard et al, and the cancelation of a good chunk of the recruiting. If we had a smaller army, we'd be much less tempted to stick our nose into places people don't want our noses in.

What screws the States over most of the time is its politics and red tape. I want to go back to the days of Lincoln, baby.

... When the politics consisted of half the nation trying to stab the other half the nation right in the damn throat?

[Knight of Fools]

Wait, they were doing the same thing back then, too?

[Montague]

European prisons are nicer then any minimum security deal in the USA.

It's best to go be an axe-murderer in Finland then anything else.

Counterfeiting is always an easy white-collar crime. Just get a decent copier and start printing up money and go launder it. You'll either have all your bills paid or you'll be arrested by the secret service and put into a Golf Resort type prison.

I say this because my former employer was caught in such a scheme. He said his time in minimum security prison was easier then his time in the army.

So I guess if you really got to get that mysterious lump checked out, you could always try to pay a doctor in counterfeit bills or get arrested for trying to.

Actually, don't do anything like that, because it's evil, vile and illegal. This is only a ridicious hypothetical. Go get a second job, lazy assholes.