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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9759158 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53895 on: October 10, 2012, 09:22:06 pm »

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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53896 on: October 10, 2012, 09:28:50 pm »

Yes but i hold this banana


My only weakness... Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S! BANANAS!
Bananas, you say?


Stop it with the trolly music videos you!
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53897 on: October 10, 2012, 10:44:34 pm »

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD?!

At least you guys have met people who were at one point interested in you. :/

Well, a fair number of you, anyways.

Nope. By the way.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53898 on: October 10, 2012, 10:58:45 pm »

considering i got dumped over a crush that never happened it kinda rewrite itself :/

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53899 on: October 10, 2012, 11:29:48 pm »

You know, promiscuity isn't all it's cracked up to be. Tests for gonorrhea hurt...kind of a lot. A substantial amount, anyway.

I came back clean both times, fyi, but damn. Not fun. At all.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53900 on: October 10, 2012, 11:31:34 pm »

You know, promiscuity isn't all it's cracked up to be. Tests for gonorrhea hurt...kind of a lot. A substantial amount, anyway.

I came back clean both times, fyi, but damn. Not fun. At all.


This. Sex is waaaay overrated.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53901 on: October 10, 2012, 11:32:16 pm »

Looking it up, isn't a urine sample sufficient?

I don't want to imagine what kind of test would hurt  :o
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53902 on: October 10, 2012, 11:33:25 pm »

Looking it up, isn't a urine sample sufficient?

I don't want to imagine what kind of test would hurt  :o

No.


Let's just say that you need a physical sample of the bacteria of the lower urinary tract.
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MaximumZero

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53903 on: October 10, 2012, 11:33:59 pm »

No. It's a...catheter style swab. And it has to be dry (they need a culture sample, and urine is sterile.)

That should be sufficiently horrifying. Longest thirty seconds ever.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53904 on: October 10, 2012, 11:34:32 pm »

No. It's a...catheter style swab. And it has to be dry (they need a culture sample, and urine is sterile.)

That should be sufficiently horrifying.

That's what I said?


(Just not as bluntly.)
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53905 on: October 10, 2012, 11:35:17 pm »

All I'm getting out of this conversation is "use protection".
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53906 on: October 10, 2012, 11:35:35 pm »

All I'm getting out of this conversation is "use protection".
Do it. Seriously.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53907 on: October 10, 2012, 11:39:53 pm »

All I'm getting out of this conversation is "use protection".
Do it. Seriously.


Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Twice.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53908 on: October 10, 2012, 11:42:09 pm »

All I'm getting out of this conversation is "use protection".
Do it. Seriously.


Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Twice.
Actually, only use one. If you use two, you increase the breakage risk because of inconsistent pressure. If anyone has any questions, PM me. I've been using them for 10 years on a semi-consistent basis without a break. I'm dead serious, here. Better safe than sorry.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #53909 on: October 10, 2012, 11:43:10 pm »

All I'm getting out of this conversation is "use protection".
Do it. Seriously.


Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Twice.
Actually, only use one. If you use two, you increase the breakage risk because of inconsistent pressure.


You learn something new everyday.

...
Today has been a strange day.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.
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