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[pisskop]

What are you smoking and where can I get some?

I AM SMOKING LANGUAGE, AND IT IS GLORIOUS

... Shakespeare was written on highly potent hemp paper. This is the only logical explanation.

The man married a cousin.  And was liberal with the catamitin'.  Was not above it.

[Kagus]

As far as bizarre Facebook estrangements go, I've been 'FB-Friends' with the slightly-younger daughter of a couple of my parents' friends.  Family-friends and all that jazz.

This gal is a wee bit too prone to posting either bible quotations or links to articles "FINALLY AND WITHOUT ROOM FOR A SHADOW OF A DOUBT" debunking Obama's birth certificate.  As in, he's really a bushman from the African desert.  A Marxist bushman.

Then, one day, she left one particularly enjoyable biblical post as her status.  I noticed this, and the fight between my humanistic etiquette and my atheistic desire to confront all y'all's damn ign'nce in the most biting and witty way possible.

The quote in question:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight." Proverbs 3:5-6

Eventually, manners failed.

My response to the pious young girly:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet." Timothy 2:12

Within fifteen minutes, I was unfriended and blocked from her profile.  No message, just *bam*.  I learned from a friend that she had also, of course, deleted my comment from her page.


Not that I find this particularly saddening, mind.  In fact, I think it's hilarious.  But it was almost relevant to something that was posted here quite a ways back, and I felt like posting it.

[Haspen]

/kind of on-topic

Pisskop, you make me sad for not looking into 'my messages' page

/on-topic

Remember that badass grammar professor of mine who knew 20 or so languages, travelled half the world, conducted exam to 'In the Hall of the Mountain King', an so on? He is going to retire next year. Damn, there goes great teacher mind

[Hanslanda]

As far as bizarre Facebook estrangements go, I've been 'FB-Friends' with the slightly-younger daughter of a couple of my parents' friends.  Family-friends and all that jazz.

This gal is a wee bit too prone to posting either bible quotations or links to articles "FINALLY AND WITHOUT ROOM FOR A SHADOW OF A DOUBT" debunking Obama's birth certificate.  As in, he's really a bushman from the African desert.  A Marxist bushman.

Then, one day, she left one particularly enjoyable biblical post as her status.  I noticed this, and the fight between my humanistic etiquette and my atheistic desire to confront all y'all's damn ign'nce in the most biting and witty way possible.

The quote in question:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding;
in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight." Proverbs 3:5-6

Eventually, manners failed.

My response to the pious young girly:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet." Timothy 2:12

Within fifteen minutes, I was unfriended and blocked from her profile.  No message, just *bam*.  I learned from a friend that she had also, of course, deleted my comment from her page.


Not that I find this particularly saddening, mind.  In fact, I think it's hilarious.  But it was almost relevant to something that was posted here quite a ways back, and I felt like posting it.

I find it frustrating that no matter what you say, people are just going to pick and choose what parts of the Bible 'count' and which don't. But I really can't go any deeper than that or someone will get mad at me.

[pisskop]

Its true.  The bible is a compilation of works scattered across several timeperiods and by different authors in different countries.  Its as full of contradictions as our psychs and habitations.

[ChairmanPoo]

Julia Dietze's so hot it hurts.

[Nadaka]

Julia Dietze's so hot it hurts.

Why is that a sad?

I had to google her, and she is fairly hot, but I don't see how that would hurt.

[kaijyuu]

Meh. Generic hollywood babe.

[Wrex]

I once again fail to understand the concept of "hot".

[ChairmanPoo]

*shrug* dunno, I get dull throatache whenever I see a sufficiently hawt woman. Effect of months long singleness I'm guessing.

Actually, upon further introspection, what saddens me a bit is that today I realized that I was friendzoned (while reading a webcomic, of all things). I wasn't madly infatuated, so it's mainly a pride-thing; I feel foolish (worse, foolish-with-public)

[Hanslanda]

*shrug* dunno, I get dull throatache whenever I see a sufficiently hawt woman. Effect of months long singleness I'm guessing.

Just wait until you get to the stage where it doesn't hurt anymore. That's even worse.

[pisskop]

May I ask how long its been since you had a chain significant other share your bed?  Its been over 3years for me...  Don't wanna cross a line...

[ChairmanPoo]

[kaijyuu]

fat isn't really that hot.

It is to some people. Others (like me) don't really care. So don't be too hard on yourself

Virgin here as well, despite my ahem... antics here.

[Sirus]

May I ask how long its been since you had a chain significant other share your bed?  Its been over 3years for me...  Don't wanna cross a line...

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