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[miauw62]

If video games have taught me anything, it's that anyone named "the dark lord" is obviously evil awesome.

If I were a cat, I would use my powers for awesome.

Yeah! Cat powers, fuck yeah! Tearing up the bad guys' furniture do they'll fall through the seat and break their spine! YEAH!!!

My cat would simply eat so much cat food making them broke and them SLEEP them to death.

Also, Dutchling, remember that we are here for ya.

[GoombaGeek]

There was some study that discovered that the more people acted like they needed their cat's attention and love, the less it would give.

I read it on the Internet! It must be true!

[miauw62]

Cats always give love. They are simply that awesome.

[RedKing]

Cats always give murder. They are simply that awesome.

ftfy

Cats are usually pretty cool with me (actually most animals are). I wouldn't say I'm a "cat person", but I'm not a cat hater either. Our main obstacle to having one is that my wife is horribly allergic.

[Hanslanda]

There was some study that discovered that the more people acted like they needed their cat's attention and love, the less it would give.

I read it on the Internet! It must be true!

It has to be true if you read it on the internet. They can't post anything false on there.

[pisskop]

There was some study that discovered that the more people acted like they needed their cat's attention and love, the less it would give.

I read it on the Internet! It must be true!

It has to be true if you read it on the internet. They can't post anything false on there.

Goddamnit, time to man up?

[Hanslanda]

There was some study that discovered that the more people acted like they needed their cat's attention and love, the less it would give.

I read it on the Internet! It must be true!

It has to be true if you read it on the internet. They can't post anything false on there.

Goddmanit, time to man up?

Oh hell no. I was quoting an incredibly dumb commercial, get that shit out of here.

[MaximumZero]

There was some study that discovered that the more people acted like they needed their cat's attention and love, the less it would give.

I read it on the Internet! It must be true!

It has to be true if you read it on the internet. They can't post anything false on there.

Goddmanit, time to man up?

Oh hell no. I was quoting an incredibly dumb commercial, get that shit out of here.

I have to take a trip to DC, guys. I have to punch a building down. Don't worry. It's...totally unrelated to this.

[Hanslanda]

I started reading. And I was like, "Surprisingly reasonable." Then I clicked onto another page, and I was like, "Those shifty, crafty, bastards." And closed the tab. And now I have to go take a shower. With bleach. And lye soap.

[pisskop]

Create a cult religion based off of physical clenliness.  Lye soap must first be blessed by you.

[GlyphGryph]

I am sad every time I see one of my sisters posts on the bookface. We had a falling out a while ago (after a long period of not communicating to begin with), and it's a painful reminder, but despite it all I can't bring myself to unfriend her.

* GlyphGryph sighs.

[pisskop]

So why not send her a poke?  A quick 'how are you'? message?  And she is your friend if you are hers, its a mutual thing.

[GlyphGryph]

Because I don't want to. I'm still pretty upset with her, and have no desire to talk to her. Had she just been a friend, she'd have been defriended already, and she's certainly made no move towards reconciliation... but she hasn't unfriended me either.

I don't care how she is, I just want to go back to not knowing anything about her, but I can't bring myself to remove her from my friends list. -_-

[Trapezohedron]

Accidentally stumbled upon my brother's nudie pics of his GF. Ewwww...

[kaijyuu]

I'm sorry but that's pretty funny xD