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[MaximumZero]

Ah. Someone on here told me that sexuality is more of a sliding scale than a set list of categories. So you may be a little closer to bi than full hetero than you might think. Unfortunately for MZ and Kai, I'm only like one step away from full complete 100% hetero. I'll make flirty comments and all that jazz, but physical contact with other male humans isn't very pleasant for me.

I need to get back in shape. There was a time when I was confused for a good-looking woman. Often.

@MaximumZero:
Thanks for the compliment. Living in SF I was always told I should be a male stripper. Damn my morals. 

You would make many moneys, ser.

[Yoink]

Strip club + Fire twirling? Good gods, that would be amazing.

[MaximumZero]

Strip club + Fire twirling? Good gods, that would be amazing.

Dude. Chest hair?

[Kedly]

Wouldnt be chest hair for long xD

[MaximumZero]

Wouldnt be chest hair for long xD

I'm aware. I've had mine set ablaze before. I only get to use that word because there's so damn much of it.

[Yoink]

Bah, chest hair is icky anyways. [/totallynotjealous]

[MaximumZero]

Bah, chest hair is icky anyways. [/totallynotjealous]

I can mail you some, if you want. It'd be like those fake hipster mustachios, but for your chest.

[Yoink]

...

Would MZ-grade chest hair pass through customs/security?

[KaelGotDwarves]

Strip club + Fire twirling? Good gods, that would be amazing.

I've spun fire in a strip club.

So it went like this... I was contracted out to dance with fire at a strip club. I show up, get backstage with scantily clad women all around me while I try to act natural. After speaking to the manager about payment I get on stage and perform. There was no stripping involved, I had no shirt on though As I'm finishing, one of the girls walks behind me.

"Light me" she says.
"What?" says I.
"Light me" she says again while motioning to a string on her halter top.

So I use my fire poi to light up this string. It starts burning and I get out of the way.

Turns out the haltertop slowly goes up in flames and then, whilst burning and she's dancing provocatively, falls apart and off of her.

Hot.

This probably belongs in my travel stories thread...

[Kedly]

Meh, the human body is meant to have hair on it =P

[MaximumZero]

...let's just hope it never acknowledges its sentience and starts facepunching people without my permission.

-snip-

Way, way better than my strip club story.

[Kedly]

Strip club + Fire twirling? Good gods, that would be amazing.

I've spun fire in a strip club.

So it went like this... I was contracted out to dance with fire at a strip club. I show up, get backstage with scantily clad women all around me while I try to act natural. After speaking to the manager about payment I get on stage and perform. There was no stripping involved, I had no shirt on though As I'm finishing, one of the girls walks behind me.

"Light me" she says.
"What?" says I.
"Light me" she says again while motioning to a string on her halter top.

So I use my fire poi to light up this string. It starts burning and I get out of the way.

Turns out the haltertop slowly goes up in flames and then, whilst burning and she's dancing provocatively, falls apart and off of her.

Hot.

This probably belongs in my travel stories thread...

O.o hot... Literally...

[Yoink]

Whoa.

My sad:

Also, I cut all my hair off.

[Hanslanda]

edit: Also Hans I can have an emotional attachments to other guys. I just don't find any of the male on male sex acts pleasing in any way. So when I say I'm stright, I mean in a purely sexual way.

Hm. I could be very good friends with guys, not that it has ever really happened except for on here. I do much better hanging out with/around girls despite my initial shyness. I would suppose I'm a 1 on the Kinsey scale, "Mostly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual" Except I'm not sure what they mean by 'incidentally'.

[Jervill]

It's snowing outside.