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[Solifuge]

"Oh hey, you dropped your pencil *drop*"
"The only thing I've been carrying is this pen."
"It must be magic! Wanna make out?"

This is the approach I've decided on. Thank you internet.

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu hopes to be on the receiving end of pickup lines anyway >.>

[Cuffling]

Run naked down the street. You'll receive plenty of pickup lines

[Hanslanda]

* kaijyuu hopes to be on the receiving end of pickup lines anyway >.>

Oh hey, you dropped you... Keyboard?

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu hopes to be on the receiving end of pickup lines anyway >.>

Oh hey, you dropped you... Keyboard?

* kaijyuu purposefully drops keyboard on the ground.

So I did.

Run naked down the street. You'll receive plenty of pickup lines

Too bad I'm not one of those who like men in uniform.

[Yoink]

I'm glad no-one mentioned soa-- BAD BRAIN NO STOP.

Errr, I am saddened by the fact that it is 3AM already.

[Hanslanda]

* kaijyuu hopes to be on the receiving end of pickup lines anyway >.>

Oh hey, you dropped you... Keyboard?

* kaijyuu purposefully drops keyboard on the ground.

So I did.

Run naked down the street. You'll receive plenty of pickup lines

Too bad I'm not one of those who like men in uniform.

Wierd. Here's your keyboard. How'd you drop that?

And uniforms are overrated.

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu reaches over and grabs the keyboard from you, touching your hand and maintaining eye contact the entire time.

Dunno. Guess it just slipped~

[Sirus]

We have PMs for that sort of thing, y'know

[Hanslanda]

I was attempting to make it seem like I was going to hit on Kai, then I wasn't going to. I've done this sort of thing in real life, because I'm cruel and it's fun making people incredibly uncomfortable.
Especially superhot chicks that think you want in their pants. They have no idea how to respond to it.

[kaijyuu]

We have PMs for that sort of thing, y'know

Pfft. You should watch. You might learn something.

I was attempting to make it seem like I was going to hit on Kai, then I wasn't going to. I've done this sort of thing in real life, because I'm cruel and it's fun making people incredibly uncomfortable.
Especially superhot chicks that think you want in their pants. They have no idea how to respond to it.

In all honesty, in real life, I'd probably be all "Um... I... mumble mumble... YES! I mean, wait! Hey, would you just look at my wrist. Time to go!" *runs*

[Sirus]

I believe I have just been "burned". xD

[Hanslanda]

I believe I have just been "burned". xD

Kai be schoolin' fools up in here.

[ChairmanPoo]

I haven't had my caffeine high today and am feeling ill. But cant possibly have it now cause I have to sleep soonish.

Tomorrow I'm heading to the coffee shop BEFORE entering my current rotation place. Their coffee teetotalling is dreadful to me

[pisskop]

I just ate two cheese danishes and a cupcake because some 'pleasantly plump' girl I work with has a bit of a crush on me...  Now my stomach hurts...

and the calories are like a day's worth if I don't work out.