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[kaijyuu]

I'm willing to accept that if He exists, He is a total douchebag.


Anywho, road trip! Can't you sleep in the car? Wait, unless you're driving.

[Frumple]

No... grandfather's driving, because I generally can't convince him otherwise. This translates into having to be constantly alert the whole bloody time to help make sure the vehicle stays on the right side of the road and doesn't do various things-it-should-not-do. It's about the next worst thing to actually driving, really, so far as my nerves go.

[Hanslanda]

I'm willing to accept that if He exists, He is a total douchebag.

This. I get pretty hung up on the whole 'Problem of Evil' deal, and 'But faith!' doesn't do it for me. :/ Anyway, that's my opinion, and it's just that, an opinion.

On to less controversial sads. I got checked out at Best Buy by a hot cashier (hehe, see what I did there?) and as I left, I thought of an EPIC line to say, but it was too late.
She said, "Thanks for being patient with me."
And I should have said, "I'm always patient for women as beautiful as you."
Damn my slightly slow brain.

[MaximumZero]

You can always go back and buy more stuff, man.

[kaijyuu]

Indeed. And here are some suggestions as to what to buy, to make the conversation interesting.

[Kedly]

Wow! It's made it to page 7! I need to steal ideas from facebook more often =P

Edit:

I'm willing to accept that if He exists, He is a total douchebag.

This. I get pretty hung up on the whole 'Problem of Evil' deal, and 'But faith!' doesn't do it for me. :/ Anyway, that's my opinion, and it's just that, an opinion.

On to less controversial sads. I got checked out at Best Buy by a hot cashier (hehe, see what I did there?) and as I left, I thought of an EPIC line to say, but it was too late.
She said, "Thanks for being patient with me."
And I should have said, "I'm always patient for women as beautiful as you."
Damn my slightly slow brain.

That line is so smoooooth =P, crap I'm being happy and positive on the sad thread D=

[Descan]

That line is cheesy as fuck and how dare you even think of unleashing it on some poor girl.

[Kedly]

The cheesiest ones are the best ones =P

[Skyrunner]

The cheesiest ones are the best ones =P

[GoombaGeek]

4:30 in the morning.

My phone rings. I wake up in a panic.

"MyRewards points are being discontinued!"

*IMPLACABLE RAGE*

[Kedly]

Also I would like to point out that cheesewhiz is infact smooth 

[MaximumZero]

It's also not actually cheese.

[Hanslanda]

It's also not actually cheese.

It's a miracle substance, like duct tape, super glue, or bacon. No one knows why it came to be, but now that they know of it, they can't live without it.
Kinda like me.

Oh god, I'm going back to Best Buy guys.

[Flying Dice]

"Hey, want to check me out again?" 

[Hanslanda]

"Hey, want to check me out again?" 

Hehe, that's awesome.