...I have the strangest notion that if I kill Hans, then his power of attracting cute bartenders would be transferred to me...
NO! Must resist the dark arts!
Yes! GIVE IN TO THE HATE! But more seriously, I think they like that I don't behave like most people do when sufficiently inebriated. It takes way more liquor than is entirely realistic to get me to start acting retarded. Or perhaps it is that I'm this 'charismatic' thing. I don't get it either way.
Pretty much every female and attractive bartender I've met around here either wants me (yaaaay!), is in a relationship (boooooo...), or both (FUUUUUUUUUUUUU--).
Hey, just because they're in a relationship doesn't mean... Oh, wait. I forgot. I have some semblance of honor, so it
does mean I won't sleep with them.
God, I don't even sleep with drunk chicks. Like, I've seriously turned down more than a few drunk chicks just because their judgement was impaired, and I'm not a douche.
No offense intended to douchebags that take advantage of drunken women.
I like guys who are Hans-on.
Ahem. I'm more of an oral fixation guy myself, and even then only to the proper parts. My hands are broken, remember?
Well, hopefully you can go in to see someone soon and find out for sure.
Indeed. I'd like to know if I am for sure or not, because not knowing and being half-convinced I just have a shitty attitude sometimes doesn't help much.