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[Hanslanda]

But that wouldn't be very exciting, now would it?

It would! Because I wouldn't make myself look like an ass! And I would also get to keep my friend regardless of potential sexytimes! But I digress.

@Reudh: Nice. It's daytime where you're at.

@Descan: I figured you were a skinny white dude. But that's probably racist and weightist of me.

[Descan]

Give me a few months, a year or two, and I WILL be a skinny white dude. SO HELP ME, JEBUS.

[Kamin]

Melanin deficient, as in pale?

Boyuh, you're talkin' to a GINGER here.

Apparently you people don't feel pain as easily as others. I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard there were certain studies suggesting that to be the case on average.

I'm a daywalker, and I don't really feel pain like others seem to. It sure helped in boxing.

[Hanslanda]

I'm guessing I feel pain the same, but then again, I do heavy lifting with a broken hand, so maybe I have leprosy.

[Reudh]

Melanin deficient, as in pale?

Boyuh, you're talkin' to a GINGER here.

Apparently you people don't feel pain as easily as others. I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard there were certain studies suggesting that to be the case on average.

I'm a daywalker, and I don't really feel pain like others seem to. It sure helped in boxing.

So the story goes, redheads have enhanced pain and pleasure receptors. Sure would help in a blizzard. "I can feel my toes! They're excruciating!"- Redhead in the Arctic Circle
"Where are my toes? Oh, they just fell off." - Non-redhead in the arctic circle.

[kaijyuu]

Give me a few months, a year or two, and I WILL be a skinny white dude. SO HELP ME, JEBUS.

You've seen my skinny whiteness! It's not all that great D:

I is teh uglies.

[Descan]

Yep.

But we love you anyway.

Nah, I just want to be healthy. Also, I don't want to crush the cute, tiny guys I put in my bed.

It's... been a problem... >_>

[kaijyuu]

Yep.

YOUR'E NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME SAYING I'M UGLY

* kaijyuu runs and cries in a corner

[Hanslanda]

Yep.

But we love you anyway.

Nah, I just want to be healthy. Also, I don't want to crush the cute, tiny guys I put in my bed.

It's... been a problem... >_>

See, that's what I get for trying to experiment. *Rubs crushed ribs*

Yep.

YOUR'E NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME SAYING I'M UGLY

* kaijyuu runs and cries in a corner

Kaijyuu! I still think you're hot!

[kaijyuu]

Aww. You're just saying that because I'm on fire.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yep.

YOUR'E NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME SAYING I'M UGLY

* kaijyuu runs and cries in a corner

Kaijyuu! I still think you're hot!

Quiet Pathos, everyone knows kaijyuu is so ugly that he can kill small mammals by staring at them.

[Reudh]

Give me a few months, a year or two, and I WILL be a skinny white dude. SO HELP ME, JEBUS.

You've seen my skinny whiteness! It's not all that great D:

I is teh uglies.

I am sure you'd feel better in yourself if you put on some weight.
Unless you're one of those people whose metabolisms consume 99.95% of what they eat to no end.

[Descan]

Yep.

But we love you anyway.

Nah, I just want to be healthy. Also, I don't want to crush the cute, tiny guys I put in my bed.

It's... been a problem... >_>

See, that's what I get for trying to experiment. *Rubs crushed ribs*

 

Hun, right now I'm 300 lbs.

If I crushed you, you'd -stay- crushed.

Of course, a lot of that is muscle. Or I just have really weird scales... But I've been told I don't look over 200.

[kaijyuu]

Give me a few months, a year or two, and I WILL be a skinny white dude. SO HELP ME, JEBUS.

You've seen my skinny whiteness! It's not all that great D:

I is teh uglies.

I am sure you'd feel better in yourself if you put on some weight.
Unless you're one of those people whose metabolisms consume 99.95% of what they eat to no end.

That, plus I literally cannot eat much more than a meal and a half a day without getting nauseous.

Just last week, I tried to eat everything a restaurant put on my plate. Let's just say it didn't stay down.


And now we've derailed the sad thread back into sads.

[Hanslanda]

Give me a few months, a year or two, and I WILL be a skinny white dude. SO HELP ME, JEBUS.

You've seen my skinny whiteness! It's not all that great D:

I is teh uglies.

I am sure you'd feel better in yourself if you put on some weight.
Unless you're one of those people whose metabolisms consume 99.95% of what they eat to no end.

Hey, that's me!

Hun, right now I'm 300 lbs.

If I crushed you, you'd -stay- crushed.

Of course, a lot of that is muscle. Or I just have really weird scales... But I've been told I don't look over 200.

... Scales? Are you a dragon?

Kaijyuu! I still think you're hot!

Quiet Pathos, everyone knows kaijyuu is so ugly that he can kill small mammals by staring at them.

Kaijyuu isn't that ugly. Be nice. It's small insects he can kill with a look. Mammals just get sick for awhile.

Give me a few months, a year or two, and I WILL be a skinny white dude. SO HELP ME, JEBUS.

You've seen my skinny whiteness! It's not all that great D:

I is teh uglies.

I am sure you'd feel better in yourself if you put on some weight.
Unless you're one of those people whose metabolisms consume 99.95% of what they eat to no end.

That, plus I literally cannot eat much more than a meal and a half a day without getting nauseous.

Just last week, I tried to eat everything a restaurant put on my plate. Let's just say it didn't stay down.


And now we've derailed the sad thread back into sads.

Hey... That's me. :/ I haven't thrown anything up in a long time, but I can't eat much at all. Maybe one good sized sandwich in a sitting.