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[Slayerhero90]

My dad had surgery like 2 months ago, and now he's lowering his pain medication. This is causing him depression, and I've seldom ever heard Dad cry before. I'm trying to help, though...

[Truean]

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[MorleyDev]

Turns out I need glasses. Short sighted in my left eye. Right eye is ungodly perfect in vision. Fuck my left eye.

Maybe I'll get a monocle or something...of course the real moral issue of the day: Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

[Darvi]

Turns out I need glasses. Short sighted in my left eye. Right eye is ungodly perfect in vision. Fuck my left eye.

Maybe I'll get a monocle or something...

That'd totally be something I'd do. Unfortunately no lense exists that's both good enough to fix my vision and small enough to fit onto my eye, so I can only dream...

[Frumple]

Eyepatch monocle? Can be as large as necessary if it's held on right.

[kaijyuu]

Random floating on sunshine today~

In three days time or so I'll be in the dumps again though.

And here it is. Hello dumps, how have you been.

That was quick. Speaking of quick, we need 3-4 huggers to strap themselves to a helicopter so we can hug you out of the dumps.

we will bring you into the light, even hugging and lovingly if we must!

D'aww

You guys are awesome :3

[Heron TSG]

Sorry to hear that, Truean. Was that the case from before where you were threatened with U-hauls-of-paper-work from the other attorney?

Maybe I'll get a monocle or something

Dudebro, wrong thread. You're looking for the one with the Japanese onomatopoeia for the barking of a dog in the title. 

[Kamin]

Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

Oh, well look at that, it's Drink o'Clock!

[Lord Inquisitor]

Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

Oh, well look at that, it's Drink o'Clock!

Already there!
cranberry cider/wine, very nice too

[Kamin]

Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

Oh, well look at that, it's Drink o'Clock!

Already there!
cranberry cider/wine, very nice too

Do I hear a round of Drunk Fortress headed this direction?

[Hanslanda]

Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

Oh, well look at that, it's Drink o'Clock!

Already there!
cranberry cider/wine, very nice too

Do I hear a round of Drunk Fortress headed this direction?

Yes, yes you do. Play it now, I will catch up with you guys in about a year.

[MaximumZero]

Turns out I need glasses. Short sighted in my left eye. Right eye is ungodly perfect in vision. Fuck my left eye.

Maybe I'll get a monocle or something...

That'd totally be something I'd do. Unfortunately no lense exists that's both good enough to fix my vision and small enough to fit onto my eye, so I can only dream...

Saiyan scouter. Aww yeah.

[Kamin]

Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

Oh, well look at that, it's Drink o'Clock!

Already there!
cranberry cider/wine, very nice too

Do I hear a round of Drunk Fortress headed this direction?

Yes, yes you do. Play it now, I will catch up with you guys in about a year.

Hurry that year up so we may be reunited on the boozefield as Brothers of the Fortress Forever (BFFs!).

[MaximumZero]

Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

Oh, well look at that, it's Drink o'Clock!

Already there!
cranberry cider/wine, very nice too

Do I hear a round of Drunk Fortress headed this direction?

Yes, yes you do. Play it now, I will catch up with you guys in about a year.

Hurry that year up so we may be reunited on the boozefield as Brothers of the Fortress Forever (BFFs!).

Too bad they wouldn't let him drink with a "Supervisor". I may not be super, but I could keep the sun off his face while we drink.

[Kamin]

Do I go to sleep, or finish that open bottle of baileys in my room? Both have potential for much greatness, and much horror...

Oh, well look at that, it's Drink o'Clock!

Already there!
cranberry cider/wine, very nice too

Do I hear a round of Drunk Fortress headed this direction?

Yes, yes you do. Play it now, I will catch up with you guys in about a year.

Hurry that year up so we may be reunited on the boozefield as Brothers of the Fortress Forever (BFFs!).

Too bad they wouldn't let him drink with a "Supervisor". I may not be super, but I could keep the sun off his face while we drink.

You know MZ, I like where this is going. The only thing missing now is gratuitous facepunching...