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[Aptus]

But snakes eat the cute little disease harboring rats and mice!

This! And spiders eat shit like fleas, ants, and cockroachs, as well as flies, mosquitoes, and those nasty junebug things! Centipedes eat all that, PLUS SPIDERS! Why do people hate the gribblies?

Ever since I saw a youtube video of a huge ass centipede killing a rat I have been in favour of burning down all the rainforests. No place where such beings can exist can be described in any way other than the pit of evil which must be cleansed for the sake of me being able to sleep at night.

[Jopax]

Oh hey, I'll just leave something for you to enjoy then:

It's a bit bigger than a mouse though.

[Hanslanda]

But seriously, centipedes are awesome.

They're poisonous, aggressive and they eat spiders.

Three reasons why you don't want them in your house.

Fast, creepy looking, too small to actually bite you effectively.
This is the kind of centipede I meant.
Not this.

[RedKing]

Oh hey, I'll just leave something for you to enjoy then:

It's a bit bigger than a mouse though.

That's not a centipede, it's a really long facehugger. 

[Aptus]

I can't wait for the mars colonies so I can get off this hellscape of a planet. No wonder no aliens have invaded us yet; They are bloody afraid.

[Urist Imiknorris]

But seriously, centipedes are awesome.

They're poisonous, aggressive and they eat spiders.

Minus, minus, massive plus.

[penguinofhonor]

Not this.

They are active and aggressive, preying on almost everything that they can overwhelm.

dear god someone get me off this planet

[Hanslanda]

Not this.

They are active and aggressive, preying on almost everything that they can overwhelm.

dear god someone get me off this planet

Okay.
Shall I wikipedia 'Vaccuum of Space' and 'Asphyxiation' for you, or do you want to find the horrors yourself?

[Aptus]

Not this.

They are active and aggressive, preying on almost everything that they can overwhelm.

dear god someone get me off this planet

Okay.
Shall I wikipedia 'Vaccuum of Space' and 'Asphyxiation' for you, or do you want to find the horrors yourself?

I'll take my chances. Next rocket going up will have me duck taped to the side of it.

[penguinofhonor]

I'd rather die by vacuum than by centipede.

[Hanslanda]

I'd rather die by vacuum than by centipede.

... Touche.

[10ebbor10]

You guys have all the cool evil wildlife.

In Belgium a tree is probably the most dangerous thing you can encounter.*

*_{Not counting spiders, and all other dangerous stuff that got imported from other countries.}

[Frumple]

Weird kinda' FYI, but roadkill is, uh... actually a good sign. Not for that particular animal, but definitely for the local population; more dead animals on the side of the road mean even more hiding in the bushes or whatever, usually. At least that's what the guy whose job it was to collect and count roadkill told m'madre. Sad to see 'em squished, but good to know the population's healthy.

That said, I'd swerve to nail a rattler or moccasin. Not fond of the poisonous breeds. Fine with constrictors. Too much long grass in this joint, enough pets killed by snakebite. Bit of a grudge. Watching a kitten slowly die to neurotoxin is fucking depressing. Bleh.

[GoombaGeek]

You guys have all the cool evil wildlife.

In Belgium a tree is probably the most dangerous thing you can encounter.*

*_{Not counting spiders, and all other dangerous stuff that got imported from other countries.}

What about...

Dutch elm disease?

*rimshot*

The worst thing we have is moose

[The Darkling Wolf]

The worst we have over here are the Dissident Republicans.