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[lemon10]

I hate when I miss amusing/neat numbers, I don't think I am the only one who looks at at a Odometer in a car for when it reaches 1000/1111 (or even more rare/neat numbers, like 100000).
As such I am sad that if I had checked the supreme court page on wikipedia two months ago, then I would have noticed that their average age was 66 years and 6 months (66 and 8 months now). Not a super big deal, just kind of annoying I didn't know.

[GoombaGeek]

Spiders are pretty cute when they're little.

I live next to a marsh, though, so mosquitoes are KILL ON SIGHT. I had to run outside to get our dog in from the tall grass (with shorts on) and five minutes later I had about twenty bites.

[Kamin]

I had to run outside to get our dog in from the tall grass (with shorts on) and five minutes later I had about twenty bites.

This qualifies as something that made you, and at least one other forum-goer (me), sad today.

[GoombaGeek]

I had to run outside to get our dog in from the tall grass (with shorts on) and five minutes later I had about twenty bites.

This qualifies as something that made you, and at least one other forum-goer (me), sad today.

I didn't notice until I woke up and saw that my legs were covered with bites

[Loud Whispers]

ah, people who are terrified of spiders are hilarious.

I think I've already told this story before, but there was this one time when a Malaysian spider (note-everything is poisonous ) perched on my chest. Oh hey Mr. Spider, how do you do? The guy just wants to climb off and starts making a line of silk to get down...
Then of course my sister freaks out and attacks it with a tissue.
And it went just as how you would expect a scared poisonous spider would react to being attacked by a giant papery ghost.
Ow.
On the bright side the spider escaped alive.

[Kamin]

I think I've already told this story before, but there was this one time when a Malaysian spider (note-everything is poisonous ) perched on my chest. Oh hey Mr. Spider, how do you do? The guy just wants to climb off and starts making a line of silk to get down...
Then of course my sister freaks out and attacks it with a tissue.
And it went just as how you would expect a scared poisonous spider would react to being attacked by a giant papery ghost.
Ow.
On the bright side the spider escaped alive.

Did you get special powers? Did your wiener fall off? WHAT HAPPENED?!

[Loud Whispers]

Pretty much.

[Kamin]

he got swelling around the bite.

that's his mutation. it was a fairly crappy one :/

Sometimes I hate how realistic life is.

... Unless it means my wiener doesn't fall off if I get bitten by spiders.

[Hanslanda]

he got swelling around the bite.

that's his mutation. it was a fairly crappy one :/

Sometimes I hate how realistic life is.

... Unless it means my wiener doesn't fall off if I get bitten by spiders.

Unless you get bitten on your wiener, it shouldn't fall off. No guarantees though.

[Kamin]

he got swelling around the bite.

that's his mutation. it was a fairly crappy one :/

Sometimes I hate how realistic life is.

... Unless it means my wiener doesn't fall off if I get bitten by spiders.

Unless you get bitten on your wiener, it shouldn't fall off. No guarantees though.

I think the reasonable thing to do here is to stop showering in case a brood has been laid in my body loofah.

[Hanslanda]

What... I... I don't even...

[Yoink]

he got swelling around the bite.

that's his mutation. it was a fairly crappy one :/

Sometimes I hate how realistic life is.

... Unless it means my wiener doesn't fall off if I get bitten by spiders.

Unless you get bitten on your wiener, it shouldn't fall off. No guarantees though.

I think the reasonable thing to do here is to stop showering in case a brood has been laid in my body loofah.

Yeah, that should work. Best to be safe, y'know?


Aaanyway, I've just been generally sad lately. I mean, I've been living in this place for over a year now. Nothing's changed. The only times I leave my house of my own volition is to buy a frozen drink from the place across the road, and then I feel like I've had enough 'social interaction' for the day. Even going down to the library to, say, download stuff is a big ordeal.
In my defence there are a bunch of big-assed roads to be crossed whenever I do go anywhere.
Lately I've even been missing my nightly run. This was because of how cold it was during winter, sure, but now it's warming up and I'm still being lazy. Typical.
I feel like I should go somewhere, I dunno, catch a bus to someplace interesting... But then I'm never gonna feel motivated enough to do that. *sigh*
[/unintelligible 3AM rant]

[Loud Whispers]

I think the reasonable thing to do here is to stop showering in case a brood has been laid in my body loofah.

I assure you the chances of a spider biting your genitalia in the shower is very small.

[Kamin]

I think the reasonable thing to do here is to stop showering in case a brood has been laid in my body loofah.

I assure you the chances of a spider biting your genitalia in the shower is very small.

But is it possible?

[RedKing]

I think the reasonable thing to do here is to stop showering in case a brood has been laid in my body loofah.

I assure you the chances of a spider biting your genitalia in the shower is very small.

Dude, I think he just implied you have very small genitalia.