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[Vattic]

Don't worry, Vattic. You're inside us all.

I wasn't but now I don't know .

[Heron TSG]

I sorta feel like an in-betweener.  Like I'm accepted but sorta ignored for the most part these days.

You're inside us too!

(I read your posts. I just don't say much in this forum outside the politics threads.)

[kaijyuu]

Everyone's inside each other. At the same time.


I have no idea how this works, but it does.

[Descan]

Well, as long as we're all male, or at least the good parts of being male, we should be golden!

[Frumple]

Well, as long as we're all male, or at least the good parts of being male, we should be golden!

And where that fails, science has done wonderful things with prosthetics these days. Lack of a particular bit is no longer an excuse for either gender.

[penguinofhonor]

The new kids should all get off my lawn. Integrating shmentegrating. Sounds like some new-age communist PC bullshit, if you ask me.

[Scelly9]

Well, as long as we're all male, or at least the good parts of being male, we should be golden!

And where that fails, science has done wonderful things with prosthetics these days. Lack of a particular bit is no longer an excuse for either gender.

There is no need for prosthetics, unless the subject has no hands that is.

[kaijyuu]

Somehow this doesn't sound sanitary.

[Descan]

We'd use  water-based! Don't worry. :3

[Yoink]

...I might stick to spore-based reproduction, if it's all the same to you.

[Hanslanda]

Everyone's inside each other. At the same time.


I have no idea how this works, but it does.

o.O

[Loud Whispers]

...What's going on here-

[MaximumZero]

Butts. Everywhere.

[Mechanoid]

My computer broke down, and holy damn my last post in this entire forum was on the 26th of January this year. To be honest i've been semi-bummed out about this ever since.

But the real kick in the pants came just hours ago. I'm sure by now most of you know about that SCP wikia site, filled with creepy-pasta and generally scary stories. So i think to myself "Yeah i could do that." Read the pages and rules and crap, and apply. Somehow, i completely neglect to read the paragraph concerning the "Twisted Fire" passphrase until my second reading of the FAQ. Does... Does this actually fucking mean i'm going to get my application denied? To childish schoolyard bullshit with passwords hidden in mountains of text that any dumbass can possibly copy/paste from an external source without even reading the rules, or being asked what the rules are? Please, make my post in this thread invalid if anyone who knows if this is true or not is or isn't the case... I just... Goddamnit, what the hell?
... And after such an optimistic comparison of relating the SCP wiki to a modern, internet-based "Are You Afraid of the Dark" and "Goosebumps" short horror story TV shows of my childhood.

[Skyrunner]

Failed first choice of high school, got cut at the document stage (without getting an interview). ):