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[iceball3]

I am baaaack from the ER.
Went there because I went rigid, eyes wide open, and fell unconscious, no response for a good 30 seconds until I awoke panicking.
And yay, they didn't find anything wrong with me!
Well, actually, the problem is
They didn't FIND anything wrong with me.
I'll be checking with a neurologist within the next few weeks, wish me luck.

[Heron TSG]

Holy crap, Iceball. Good luck to you!

[Nadaka]

I am baaaack from the ER.
Went there because I went rigid, eyes wide open, and fell unconscious, no response for a good 30 seconds until I awoke panicking.
And yay, they didn't find anything wrong with me!
Well, actually, the problem is
They didn't FIND anything wrong with me.
I'll be checking with a neurologist within the next few weeks, wish me luck.

Is it lupus?

[MaximumZero]

Sounds like a seizure. Hope you're okay, iceball.

[Hanslanda]

Definitely either lupus or literally anything else.

[lordcooper]

I accidentally invoked Godwin's law while chatting with a German dude, in a room with about twenty other Germans.  Awkward.

[MaximumZero]

Is it possible that you've broken the upper limit of awkward? Did anyone sprout monocles and tophats?

[Hanslanda]

He broke the upper limit so hard that awkwardness has been erased from existence.

[Truean]

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[Lord Inquisitor]

re the whole 2012 thing
2012 is last year they recorded before the start of new epoch, so its 2013 you have to worry about.

[Truean]

re the whole 2012 thing
2012 is last year they recorded before the start of new epoch, so its 2013 you have to worry about.

I just like to imagine this is all basically because of some lazy ancient Mayan who decided to just slack off and figured nobody'd really notice or care. Let's call him Phillip, because it's as good a name as any and we don't care what his real name is. Screw you Phil; you're probably somewhere laughing like hell at how stupid people in the future are.

[Pnx]

re the whole 2012 thing
2012 is last year they recorded before the start of new epoch, so its 2013 you have to worry about.

I just like to imagine this is all basically because of some lazy ancient Mayan who decided to just slack off and figured nobody'd really notice or care. Let's call him Phillip, because it's as good a name as any and we don't care what his real name is. Screw you Phil; you're probably somewhere laughing like hell at how stupid people in the future are.

Remember that the Mayan year isn't equal to the years of the Gregorian calendar.

EDIT: Incidentally some of the ancient Aztec symbols look kinda cute, like this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MAYA-g-log-cal-D20-Ajaw.png
It's a sleepy owl.

EDIT: Also, you may have seen Mean Looking Dog, but have you seen, Daft Punk Dog? Then of course there's this, I'm not sure what it is but it looks kinda Japanese in nature.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Then of course there's this, I'm not sure what it is but it looks kinda Japanese in nature.

Looks like a Shy Guy.

[Hanslanda]

Lots of cursing ahead. Like, way more than is necessary. Read at your own discretion.

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So, my brother is a fuck up. He's a two bit drug dealer who screws everyone he meets. My sister is doing awesome, taking care of herself, her husband and two babies. And my mom is trying to foist my chucklefuck brother off on her because he's 'in danger' and shit, when he's got fucking legal problems going on here. My mom is all drunk, making all this shit sound fucking ridiculous, and scaring the fuck out of my sister. She's trying to draw me into it and say what she wants me to say, when what is really going to happen is not that he's going to get whacked by some criminals around here, he's going to go to fucking prison because he's a stupid fuck. And since she's drunk she won't fucking listen to what I'm fucking saying.
I've got all this going on right now and this is what the rest of my shit is like:

Okay, I got my phone wet and murdered it, then I jabbed my foot on a rock that left a nasty little under the skin blood bruise that has hurt like a motherfucker all damn day, then I went about 10-15 miles this morning to see a Probation officer only to remember its a goddamn holiday, so he isn't there, all this coupled with the fact that in the morning I have to go pee in a cup in front of someone, and I have a shy bladder, as well as do two hours of classes in between peeing in the cup (classes from 8-10. Cup peeing from 8-10.) and then go into work at noon, and my back and knees hurt within ten minutes of starting work. ALSO I get to sleep on the couch tonight this week because my sister is in town, AND I get to drive the 10-15 miles again in the morning sometime in the cup peeing time and basically fuck my life.
Add all this onto my drug addiction not being fulfilled, the fact I haven't been laid in 2-3 years, the fact that the only friend I have basically uses me as something to talk at, anytime I go for stress relief someone gets pissed off at me for not doing what they want me to be doing, everyone around here drives slow on one lane roads, and also there's a stupid bitch I work with who never stops talking, fucking ever, and always about the same thing all day. If you interrupt her, she will literally stare cross-eyed off into space like its totally inconceivable that you'd want to ACTUALLY DO YOUR FUCKING JOB IN A TIMELY MANNER.
I'm a bit fucking angry today.
Someone. Kill me. Please. 

[Descan]

Hm.

...

Well that sucks.