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[penguinofhonor]

...A Metal club?

Where are you that there are metal clubs? That seems awfully niche.

[DrPoo]

Janet is a robotic fairy because her avatar used to be a fairy and robots are cool, which is more of a reason than most of the things inside my head.

Also because for some reason a fairy with a robot arm really goes well with the pirate-style eye-patch I imagine for you. I'd draw a picture but I'm not on a good computer for that and it's late.

Also she has a sniper rifle in her arm named joe. AND A KATANA NAMED CASSANDRA.

AND A CONDOM DISPENSER NAMED CAPTAIN!

Yesterday a girl handed me a condom, then i realised that i have absolutely no use for one. And now i am depressed.

Would it be wrong to ask why you were handed a condom?...

I admit.  This is far from my area of knowing what the fuck I'm talking about... but I would think that normally being offered a condom by someone strongly suggests having an immediate use for it.

Well apparently she just thought it would be fun to give me a condom.

1. Run up to guy you like to (sexually) tease alot
2. Give him a condom
3. Dont drag him into a bathroom
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5. Woman logic.

Find an equally long, slender, creepy girl? Or at least one that's convinced boys have no taste for her kind?

Sure, you're like a slenderman, but even slendermen have to have a way to make more slendermen, right?

... though it probably doesn't involve condoms, come to think of it.

The long and creepy girls cant be found in Denmark, found one in America but she is somewhat long, curvy and slightly creepy girl.
Fucking plane ticket prices. I am going to be a virgin when i am 30 if i continue this way.

[RedKing]

...A Metal club?

Where are you that there are metal clubs? That seems awfully niche.

I hear golf courses have lots of metal clubs. Some wooden ones too.

[MaximumZero]

...A Metal club?

Where are you that there are metal clubs? That seems awfully niche.

I hear golf courses have lots of metal clubs. Some wooden ones too.

ಠ_ಠ

[scriver]

...A Metal club?

Where are you that there are metal clubs? That seems awfully niche.

I know it's rhetorical, but yeah, Sweden. And I'm pretty sure everywhere has them. If not, then a harder types of rock club? Or just any kind of club wanting to cash in on the metal demography.

[Realmfighter]

...A Metal club?

Where are you that there are metal clubs? That seems awfully niche.

Winnipeg Manitoba. They have DJ's too, but it seems to be working out for them so far.

[penguinofhonor]

Yeah, I've only seen dance clubs. Maybe I'm just not looking in the right places? That's not really my thing though.

[olemars]

The clubs around here have so horribly broken soundsystems that everything they put on sounds like bad metal in any case.

[Truean]

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[GlyphGryph]

Tell them that you'll be happy to listen to them for longer, but you'll have to start running the ticker at your standard consulting price?

[MaximumZero]

There is an old couple, clients who one bought a will or something, who have come to my office now at [looks at clock] 7:43 PM with no appointment. He is bitching about the health care ruling. She is too. They have no actual case to discuss beyond this bitching. I get the impression they aren't going to like the idea of actually paying for the time they are wasting with me bitching about this....

Too polite to tell them to go fling themselves off a bridge (for now). They're in my office sitting down across my desk from me.....

Typing this on android phone in my lap.... They don't know, that I'm doing it, what a smartphone is, or what being sane is.

Make the bitching stop!

God damn you both.... I'm gonna have to weigh throwing you the fuck out of my office against the potential loss of any future case you might have plus the damage all that bitching you seem so good at doing will have on my reputation.... Must find way to get out of this while having the appearance of saving face....

Must find. way. out. of. old. people. bitching. when. they. aren't. paying. me.

Start billing for office time.

[Urist Imiknorris]

What they said.

[Trapezohedron]

http://soundcloud.com/noisia/noisia-devil-may-cry-soundtrack-sample

:/

I kinda liked the metal/rock music on the previous DMC games. I'm not saying this doesn't sound any good, but it doesn't fit.

[MaximumZero]

I know! Truean could get a taxi meter, set it to $150/hr, and turn it on in a manner that the complainer-non-customer can see when they start bitching about Ooooobamacaaaaare. That'd fix the problem very quickly!

[Truean]

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