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[kaijyuu]

Unless it's one of the flavored kind.

Trust me, those actually don't taste very good either.

Erm.
Why would they even flavor them? :-/

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[ToonyMan]

One of my graduated HS classmates died recently.  That was quick...I didn't actually know them much but geez.

[Josephus]

Don't ask me, I ain't no condom magnate. All I know is, one day Joe McContraceptive woke up and said, "Son, we should have banana flavored condoms".

[Gunner-Chan]

I lost my childhood innocence at that point.

Says the master of fapping to the smaller penguin.

[Araph]

Don't ask me, I ain't no condom magnate. All I know is, one day Joe McContraceptive woke up and said, "Son, we should have banana flavored condoms".

I just want to say that this response made my day.

[Urist Imiknorris]

judging by what has appeared overall, I am a fapping penguin-minifridge that is now a peadophile.
what is wrong with this community!? and why am I still here!?

Everything and yet nothing. You remain because you entertain us.

[kaijyuu]

Greatorder, you're here because you're a credit to your people (perverted penguins with neckbeards).

[Descan]

My attempt to change the subject was an overwhelming success.


Basically my suspension of disbelief failed big time and then I went on ranting for ten minutes about how the show violates all known laws of physics.

The one episode I can't watch without becoming a ranty pissant is the one where Twilight Sparkle does fakescience to Pinkie Pies PinkieSense and then gives up at the end, going "LoL my machines that weren't designed to detect what I'm trying to detect aren't detecting anything, GUESS I GOTTA TAKE IT ON FAITH."

SEE? RANT. (Oh wait, that's blood.)

[kaijyuu]

Yeah everyone hates that one's moral.

I raise an eyebrow at broken physics though, since 90% of it can be handwaved with magic (you don't really think those wings are big enough to carry pegasi, do you?) and the rest with cartoon physics. May as well be raging about Avatar or Batman breaking the laws of physics.

[Neonivek]

I've ran a Terrible dungeons and dragons game, for the first time for years, that was so bad people outright spoke about playing a different game during it... meaning I won't get to try again in years more.

This has put in me in a terrible mood all week.

[Descan]

I just got.... Well, fired is not the right word. I'm a temp working for this company called Lifttemp, and they gave me a 2-week-possibly-more position at this cosmetic distribution warehouse. Smells... odd.

Anyway, after two days they called the Lifttemp agent and said "Yeeeah we don't need him back. He texts too much."

Two texts. TWO FUCKING TEXTS. Spread out maybe... 4 hours between them, both to my mother, both work related (picking up a box cutter, and when she can pick me up after my shift).

They didn't have the FUCKING DECENCY to tell me on the job that I'm texting too much? My two texts going over their limit? If they're talking about the texts I had on my break then fuck em. Fuck them hard.

Fucking fuck fuck.

I hope to fucky fuck they're not fucking talking about me taking my fucking phone out to check the fucking time.


GODFUCKING DAMNIT I needed that money!

[alway]

I lost my childhood innocence at that point.

Says the master of fapping to the smaller penguin.

To be expected from a penguin.

[kaijyuu]

I've ran a Terrible dungeons and dragons game, for the first time for years, that was so bad people outright spoke about playing a different game during it... meaning I won't get to try again in years more.

This has put in me in a terrible mood all week.

Don't let it get you too down. I ran away from doing tabletop games with my friends for a full year after I did something similar... I cared about my failure much, MUCH more than they did and I didn't realize it. So don't do what I did and run away. Instead, realize you screwed up, but move on and do better next time.

[Karnewarrior]

I remember when I was in school, I'd learned a lot of sex ed stuff on my own since they didn't teach it and took it upon myself to educate others.

No not like that. I held a small class in a club room and gave out condoms and things. I was a troublemaker at first but I became pretty responsible over time.

I can only imagine how awkward the first class was.

Not to mention my mental image of Janet as some sort of crazy eye-patched mecha-fairy is only enhanced by her giving away condoms and saying in full seriousness "It's dangerous to be unprepared!". Then the student walks away traumatized.

I've ran a Terrible dungeons and dragons game, for the first time for years, that was so bad people outright spoke about playing a different game during it... meaning I won't get to try again in years more.

This has put in me in a terrible mood all week.

Don't let it get you too down. I ran away from doing tabletop games with my friends for a full year after I did something similar... I cared about my failure much, MUCH more than they did and I didn't realize it. So don't do what I did and run away. Instead, realize you screwed up, but move on and do better next time.

Same adventure, but make the Big Bad a combustible chicken, and the mooks all evil mobster lemons. You have to fight them off with a rainbow-flamethrower and a lollipop. Save the Babby dragon from the evil Dr. Frankenbot! Mow this old fuckers lawn (whilst fighting off evil lawn gnomes)!

No actually your next adventure should be incredibly silly. Maybe cyber!Janet gives them a magic condom?

[MaximumZero]

I remember when I was in school, I'd learned a lot of sex ed stuff on my own since they didn't teach it and took it upon myself to educate others.

No not like that. I held a small class in a club room and gave out condoms and things. I was a troublemaker at first but I became pretty responsible over time.

I can only imagine how awkward the first class was.

Not to mention my mental image of Janet as some sort of crazy eye-patched mecha-fairy is only enhanced by her giving away condoms and saying in full seriousness "It's dangerous to be unprepared!". Then the student walks away traumatized.

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you."

Anyway, sads time: My mom went back to the hospital for pain after her surgery.