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[Urist Imiknorris]

And two large chat/irc places I frequent.

WTH is with that pyro movie.

Have you watched it? The insanity speaks for itself.

[Scelly9]

(valve knows how to do marketting, damn!)

Yeah, their Portal 2 videos where pure genius.

[Darvi]

And now for something completely different; a couple weeks ago, I watched a grand total of half an episode of MLP.

Long story short, I am no longer allowed to watch TV shows targeted at kids.

[Scelly9]

And now for something completely different; a couple weeks ago, I watched a grand total of half an episode of MLP.

Long story short, I am no longer allowed to watch TV shows targeted at kids.

Wut?

[Loud Whispers]

And now for something completely different; a couple weeks ago, I watched a grand total of half an episode of MLP.

Long story short, I am no longer allowed to watch TV shows targeted at kids.

Wut?

Sounds like a story.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Long version please.

[Darvi]

My attempt to change the subject was an overwhelming success.


Basically my suspension of disbelief failed big time and then I went on ranting for ten minutes about how the show violates all known laws of physics.

[Criptfeind]

Man. I dunno if I have a infection or what but I am in pain. I wish to take a knife to the painful parts and slice the fuckers right off, the only thing stopping me is the long term effects of such a action. Like not being able to walk. And having to clean my carpet of blood.

God fucking damn it. This is what has made me sad.

[Solifuge]

If there's a swelling around a cut, put peroxide, tea tree oil, or something else with biostatic/disinfectant qualities on it. Besides, it hurts less than cutting off part of you would.

Oh, also there's always listening to the advice of medical professionals instead of laymen. Depends on how bad it is.

[Criptfeind]

I don't have anything like that. Maybe I should get some. Also I dunno if there is a cut or infection. I dunno. Most of the time I would not have posted since this... Painful swelling is somewhat normal, I guess in the pain of the moment I just wanted to complain. It has happened in the past and gone away on it's own. I have also cured it via stabbing my foot and draining puss out, but I can't do that this time without going though healthy flesh.

[GlyphGryph]

Basically my suspension of disbelief failed big time and then I went on ranting for ten minutes about how the show violates all known laws of physics.

Says the man who survived an untold number of undoubtedly lethal defenestrations. I assume you aren't a huge fan of Superman or DBZ either...

What exactly set you off, though?

[DrPoo]

Yesterday a girl handed me a condom, then i realised that i have absolutely no use for one. And now i am depressed.

[GlyphGryph]

Go find a use for one? Depending on how you treat it, you've still got a while before it goes bad!

[DrPoo]

Go find a use for one? Depending on how you treat it, you've still got a while before it goes bad!

The girls aint got no taste for my kind, im like what slenderman would be if he listened to metal.. long and slender, and creepy, and noisy.

[RedKing]

Go find a use for one? Depending on how you treat it, you've still got a while before it goes bad!

The girls aint got no taste for my kind, im like what slenderman would be if he listened to metal.. long and slender, and creepy, and noisy.

There's other uses besides sex. Water balloon?