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[Truean]

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[UltraValican]

Turned on my phone, and it displayed a yellow worksign that said "downloading", and it was the middle of the day so it eventually ran out of power. Its on the charger right now, but I have a sinking feeling that its screwed up now.

[MaximumZero]

I have no friends here and I will never probably never have friends here because I just can't do it. I am lazy and unsociable and contrary and really not feeling particularly well lately.

You insult me, Glyph, by saying I'm not your friend. We will duel at dawn. Weapon: Sharks.

[Descan]

Shuriken sharks.

[kaijyuu]

I was thinking a shark cage match. Though I guess it'd be more of an aquarium than a cage.

[Truean]

I was thinking a shark cage match. Though I guess it'd be more of an aquarium than a cage.

Absolutely no one said the weapons had to survive.

[Sirus]

No no no. This is what you do.

1: Take two sharks.
2: Put a saddle on each of them.
3: Equip contenders with anti-bite chainmail, scuba gear, and a lance.
4: Point sharks towards each other, each with a rider.
5: Drop bloody cow carcass in the middle.

Shark. Jousting.

[MaximumZero]

I was thinking something like this:

1: Take two sharks apiece.
2: Attach with a length of chain.
3: Shark-chucks, yo.

[Descan]

...

And I thought Shark Shurikens was cool. ._.;

[Sirus]

...

And I thought Shark Shurikens was cool. ._.;

Silly Descan. Sharks aren't aerodynamic enough to be thrown with the proper shuriken-like force.

Silly Descan

[UltraValican]

I was thinking something like this:

1: Take two sharks apiece.
2: Attach with a length of chain.
3: Shark-chucks, yo.

That's stupid, the sharks would drown

Take notes sunny, this is how you do it like a pro!
1. Engineer LAND SHARKS
2: Take two sharks apiece.
3: Attach with a length of chain.
4: Shark-chucks, yo.
5. Get stabbed by a practioner of the black arts.

[Scelly9]

I have no friends here and I will never probably never have friends here because I just can't do it. I am lazy and unsociable and contrary and really not feeling particularly well lately

Hey, I'll be your friend. You seem a nice guy.

+1

[Reudh]

I have no friends here and I will never probably never have friends here because I just can't do it. I am lazy and unsociable and contrary and really not feeling particularly well lately

Hey, I'll be your friend. You seem a nice guy.

+1

Yeppo. Glyph's a good guy.

[Sirus]

I have no friends here and I will never probably never have friends here because I just can't do it. I am lazy and unsociable and contrary and really not feeling particularly well lately

Hey, I'll be your friend. You seem a nice guy.

+1

Yeppo. Glyph's a good guy.

He makes ROM-hacks and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Truean]

I was thinking something like this:

1: Take two sharks apiece.
2: Attach with a length of chain.
3: Shark-chucks, yo.

That's stupid, the sharks would drown

Take notes sunny, this is how you do it like a pro!
1. Engineer LAND SHARKS
2: Take two sharks apiece.
3: Attach with a length of chain.
4: Shark-chucks, yo.
5. Get stabbed by a practioner of the black arts.

[finally unhinges]

"Shark Chucks! Of course, it's brilliant. It's not one shark as a weapon but two! Then of course there's the added benefit of having no control over either of the two sharks whatsoever! Finally, the sharks can't air drown and have every incentive to maul you! I was a fool to doubt it I tell you, a fool!"

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