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[Bauglir]

We'll get both Janet and I sharing stories in close proximity to Vector's Oma.

There will probably be enough masonry to build a house.

It's conceivable that, rather than the spontaneous generation of masonry, she may explode with force sufficient to be classified as a weapon of mass destruction. So... be careful. Maybe save your game first, there's probably no way that could be a good outcome.

[Frumple]

Whale face, huh. I now can't help but imagine projectile krill vomit is involved somehow. Just to make things really surreal.

Krill makes things surreal.

[Flying Dice]

Sad thing: the shutter shades tag on tumblr is just full of douchebags taking pictures of themselves wearing shutter shades.

=(=

Crap, I have no clue how to make a sad shutter shades face.

=q=

?

[kaijyuu]

Crap, I have no clue how to make a sad shutter shades face.

=_n=


I'm only cheating slightly.

[Sirus]

This

=_=

looks more like some sleepy person than a person wearing glasses to me. He's got bags under his eyes.

[Theoboldi]

I brought shame over myself.

ON THE INTERNET.

Note to self: You do not have full brain capacity this late at night. I really have to start thinking before I post things.

[Frumple]

=_= is... what I've been using to express "deadpan stare" for, uh. Uh. Over a decade now? Yikes...

Anyway, that kind of half squint someone gives when there's no appropriate response but steady ocular attention sans particular emotion. Because someone just did something appropriate of such a reaction. They know what they've done.

Now I don't want to what a shutter shade is, though.

[Gunner-Chan]

Funny thing is lately I use =wx as a sort of uber relaxed face. Though I guess the marked off eye hint's it's not shades.

[MaximumZero]

Then I'd pop out my fake eye "Unintentionally" so it lands in my drink. Hilarity ensues.

I'd still drink it if it landed in mine. (I mean, unless you're contagious. I'd rather not be Dwarven Zombie Husk Monster or something.)

[Gunner-Chan]

Look. You'd be right next to me. You're at a greater risk of being eaten by me finally than infected.

Edit: Fucking keyboard! WHAT DOES "You'd be five feet" mean?!

[MaximumZero]

Edit: Okay, that makes more sense. Also, that would cause even more hilarity, and because of the Rule of Funny, would have to be allowed. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Also, I'M ALREADY ONLY FIVE FEET! >.<

[Rose]

I looked it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cohomology

why did I look it up?

* Japa suffers from acute realization of his own stupidity.

[Pnx]

... So a zombie, a dwarf and a mathematician walk into a bar.

And the barman says, "What is this, some kind of in-joke?"

I love you.

Mathematical hobo Casanova strikes again!
...
*hug*

* Japa suffers from acute realization of his own stupidity.

I did the exact same thing when she mentioned it. I think it's one of those things us mere mortals were not meant to comprehend.

[MaximumZero]

I looked it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cohomology

why did I look it up?

* Japa suffers from acute realization of his own stupidity.

* MaximumZero feels his brain melting.

[Gunner-Chan]

Okay fine.

You'd be five feet