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[kaenneth]

From FARK: "The Daily Mail reports that Prince Harry has died: "Despite repeated attempts to resuscitate him, Harry passed away on the operating table"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141868/Mourning-Prince-Harry-Pygmy-Hippo.html

[scriver]

Haha, I remember falling for that the first time I saw it.
I was all like D:

Me too. It was Janet who did it, I think. It made me so sads.

[Taricus]

Damn ISP's DNS server was down for about two hours.

[Tellemurius]

Damn ISP's DNS server was down for about two hours.

switch over to google's or opendns, low downtime.

[FearfulJesuit]

No cal pas que jo practici el meu català; cal que jo practici el meu francès o el finès, o escrigui aquests assaiges. :\ Realment, REALMENT no vull els escriure. Inuktitut katalalu nalunanngigaluaqtut! Uumisuttara.

[Tellemurius]

i can't tell if thats french or Portuguese

[Scelly9]

I stubbed both of my bare feet on a concrete stair then smashed my knees against it.

[FearfulJesuit]

i can't tell if thats french or Portuguese

Catalan, dear boy, Catalan. Until I switched to Inuktitut, of course.

Ammalu niaqunngujunga. Niaqura...

[JoshuaFH]

I just took a second to try out Rhythm Heaven for the DS, and I went in thinking I'd be using buttons! Hahaha no, you're using the clumsy stylus you ham-handed webfingered tone-deaf rhythmically challenged moron!

I wouldn't get so furiously angry if the damn monkey chorus didn't look at me like I'm an idiot for every mistake I make, and give me flashbacks to my time in highschool choir... and if it wasn't so damn picky about what constitutes a 'flick'.

[Itnetlolor]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Criptfeind]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I don't understand.

[Trapezohedron]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

I don't understand.

Haha, I'm laughing at the title. Really, is it funny? Where's the humor?

[SirAaronIII]

That's as funny as that one joke that goes like "What do you call African children playing football? The Hunger Games loloooloolooololloooolo". That is to say, maybe just a teeny bit. But probably not at all.

[Blargityblarg]

I think that the Euler method hates me. I'm trying to approximate dy/dx = ln(xy) at y=2 where y(1) = 3 and I've got the biggest mess of goddamn terms I've ever seen.

[Angel Of Death]

"Huh, my toe appears to be less infected today! Yay!"

*stubs toe softly*

"OH GOD WHY! WHY IS PUS FLOWING OUT! AAAAH!"

Hurrah. The wonders of having a nasty infection that isn't shaken by antibiotics.