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[Mr. Palau]

On a related note: I can never spell straight correctly. I don't know why.

I can never spell candidate correctly. I always pronounce it candidite, and since english is phonetic... well ye know.

[Tellemurius]

Dude... being an a university student without a job is entirely acceptable as dating material (particularly most of the girls you will meet on campus).

My problem will be weeding out the ones grabbing a MRS degree, i like mine with a badass degree like engineering or psychology (mindfucking would be interesting )

I went ahead and impress my ex's family by cooking at their house.

[GlyphGryph]

God DAMN it. I just CANNOT get a consistently smooth transition from C (non-bar) to B minor (bar). Why!? Are, fingers, just ALL GO INTO PLACE AT THE SAME TIME DAMN IT.

* GlyphGryph sobs

[Rose]

All this dating talk has made me sad.

[GlyphGryph]

Why, Japa? Aren't you the one with a motorcycle?

[Tellemurius]

Why, Japa? Aren't you the one with a motorcycle?

Ok ghost rider isn't happy with that notation.

[Rose]

Well, vespa, and a pretty junky one at that.

But no dates. I'd blame my location, but I'd be in the same situation anywhere else.

[GlyphGryph]

But even if its a Vespa, it's a motorcycle, right? And a man with a motorcycle is never sad. I saw that on TV.

Although... you might need a sidecar, and a dog with aviator googles. They might also be required, I'm pretty bad at following along all told.

[Tellemurius]

Well, vespa, and a pretty junky one at that.

But no dates. I'd blame my location, but I'd be in the same situation anywhere else.

Japa if you can get around the conservative views around here (yes unfortunately you got to wear a shirt and pants) i believe the women around here will jump on you.

But even if its a Vespa, it's a motorcycle, right? And a man with a motorcycle is never sad. I saw that on TV.

Although... you might need a sidecar, and a dog with aviator googles. They might also be required, I'm pretty bad at following along all told.

Vespa is not a motorcycle if it can't break 50mph going downhill.

[Rose]

I can reach 50 on a level road, actually.
And I'll never wear pants, even if the act of doing so will get me covered in bitches.

[MaximumZero]

I was covered in women back when I could fit into my leather pants...I miss those things.

[Tellemurius]

I was covered in women back when I could fit into my leather pants...I miss those things.

Im pretty sure you can find some new ones now that can fit. ()

[MaximumZero]

I was covered in women back when I could fit into my leather pants...I miss those things.

Im pretty sure you can find some new ones now that can fit. ()

Yeah, but until I lose about 50 lbs, I wouldn't want them to. Bleh.

[Willfor]

Yeah, but until I lose about 50 lbs, I wouldn't want them to. Bleh.

You are a kind and generous soul.

[MaximumZero]

Yeah, but until I lose about 50 lbs, I wouldn't want them to. Bleh.

You are a kind and generous soul.

The only place I want muffin tops is on my muffins.