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[GlyphGryph]

As a cannibal, I would like to to invite Maximum Zero and Japa to dinner so that they can split a meal.

[MaximumZero]

Japa's too thin and I'm a very good fistfighter with a high tolerance for sedatives.

[Nadaka]

As a cannibal, I would like to to invite Maximum Zero and Japa to dinner so that they can split a meal.

Hmm... What do you get when you combine a vegitarion and an anti-vegitarion?

Mostly neutrinos? Maybe quark soup?

Damn, I can almost taste the end of this joke, but I can't quite get it out.

[MaximumZero]

An empty plate? Omninomnomnom?

[ChairmanPoo]

Denn du bist was du isst...

[Bauglir]

He said that vegetarians wasn't welcome here and should go away. It wasn't very funny.

In all fairness it came off to me as obvious sarcasm, but, then, it was still in poor taste.

[MonkeyHead]

Question on papers I am marking: "Comment on the suitability of this method of evaluating the Fuel efficiency of a BMW 318Ti, and suggest how to improve the method to obtain a more accurate and reliable value".

Student A's response: "Cars are big and fast and dangerous, therefore stupid. They should buy a Honda Prius, saving themselves £5000 plus any savings on fuel, and then spend that on whatever they want."

Student B's response: "They should drive at 160 MPH everywhere. That way they get places quicker. Clearly that is more time efficient."

Student C's response: *Picture of a thundercloud holding an umbrella, crapping out a rainbow and crying love hearts*

WTF? RLY? Have I somehow caused un-learning to occur?

[kaijyuu]

Awesome teachers give pity points for humorous responses, you know



@vegetarian thing

As the local militant, radical, pacifist vegetarian, I'm deeply unoffended by Valid Dark's original comment. So deeply unoffended even, that I'll have to punish him with a picture of a puppy.

[Scelly9]

awwwwwwwww. so cute.

[Nadaka]

awwwwwwwww. so cute.

It looks delicious.

[Skyrunner]

... Hmm, I would disagree with the 'delicious' comment.

@MonkeyHead
O_O.......

I do not envy you.

[RedKing]

Question on papers I am marking: "Comment on the suitability of this method of evaluating the Fuel efficiency of a BMW 318Ti, and suggest how to improve the method to obtain a more accurate and reliable value".

Student A's response: "Cars are big and fast and dangerous, therefore stupid. They should buy a Honda Prius, saving themselves £5000 plus any savings on fuel, and then spend that on whatever they want."

Student B's response: "They should drive at 160 MPH everywhere. That way they get places quicker. Clearly that is more time efficient."

Student C's response: *Picture of a thundercloud holding an umbrella, crapping out a rainbow and crying love hearts*

WTF? RLY? Have I somehow caused un-learning to occur?

....I have to admit, I'd be tempted to give Student C a few points just for the artwork.

[Cthulhu]

How many people are in your class MonkeyHead?  If there's like 25 and those were the only stupid answers, you're doing pretty good.  Those people would've failed no matter what.

If there's 3 people in your class, there may be a problem.

[Leafsnail]

The problem would seem to be more with reading comprehension than with whatever science that was being tested, though.

[kaenneth]

Give them -100 points out of 100; cancelling out an entire other assignments worth of points from their grade.