Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Simmura McCrea]

Of all the days for daylight savings to change!

Wait, the US is not on the same daylight saving cycle as we are?

The US changes a few weeks early just to be awkward.

[Valid_Dark]

My state doesn't observe daylight savings.

[FearfulJesuit]

My state doesn't observe daylight savings.

Except on the Navajo reservation.

[quinnr]

Parents that make you feel awkward because most of your friends are of the opposite gender. (Both my stepdad and dad, and my stepmom at times do this, and it never ceases to annoy me.)

Geez, lots of things are making me sad this week.

[Scelly9]

This one is actively blocking any EXE files though. And it's a fake AV program too.

Need help with that thing D:

Probably got hit with the same one a month or so ago. First, reboot your computer into safe mode. Then startup your browser and download malwarebytes. Run the full scan (could take a while) and have it delete anything it finds. Then, reboot your computer again and you should be in the clear.

[Bdthemag]

This one is actively blocking any EXE files though. And it's a fake AV program too.

Need help with that thing D:

Probably got hit with the same one a month or so ago. First, reboot your computer into safe mode. Then startup your browser and download malwarebytes. Run the full scan (could take a while) and have it delete anything it finds. Then, reboot your computer again and you should be in the clear.

Unfortunately Malwarebytes doesn't automatically fix it, you might have to get a rootkit scanner to scan through your computer after the Malwarebytes scan like I had to do.

[Scelly9]

Yeah. Also, After I got that virus my browser started re-directing me randomly. If that happens CLOSE THE BROWSER. If you don't, It hits you with a java drive-by that downloads the virus all over again. The best way to fix it is to just re-download your browser using another computer.

[Frumple]

... or just have three or four separate browsers and a good dozen or so varying browser install files laying around. And maybe that again over a couple different flash drivers or somethin'.

Backups and variety!

Also keep java disabled for general use. That helps.

[MaximumZero]

Alternatively, quit surfing porn.

[Scelly9]

Its more of a "quit downloading keylogger-making software to see how it works" thing.

[MarcAFK]

I got hit by one of those, my sister clicked on one of those ads that says (your system is infected, click here to scan) from some song lyric website or something.
I reinstalled windows
The next week my video card stopped working properly, either i've damaged it or i gotta reinstall the bios...

[Criptfeind]

My mother gave my cat some milk as a treat.

The cat responded with a anatomically impossible amount of vomit.

[Scelly9]

My cat loves to eat the mesh plastic bags that oranges come in. Its reaction is the same as your cat's.

[Africa]

About 4 hours ago my stomach started feeling funky. About 45 minutes ago I started puking profusely. Also diarrhea. It shows no signs of stopping any time soon. I'm in for a shitty night/next day or two.

[Descan]

Same thing happened to me a week ago. Not fun. :I