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[Vector]

Yeah, it was Wubba.

*cough*

I enjoyed his reaction to the picture I sent in, though...

[Himmelblau]

Seemingly unrelated to the current topic here, I was about to eat lunch 10 minutes ago, when my lunchbox failed, fell to the floor and spread my lunch all over. That made me a little bit sad.

Carry on.

[scriver]

Eh, the point was that they're complete stories in one line.

I do appreciate that first one as well, Vector.

Shameless promotion of people related to other stuff I am also interested in. Apropo one sentence stories, that is.

[Reudh]

I have either a mild case of botulism or gastro. CURSE YOU MEAT PIE. It meant I missed going to today's O-week. D:

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Class ended an hour early.
Coupled with the fact that the tutor for the first class wasn't in, today was totally pointless :/

And now I have to sit in the rain for an hour waiting for my bus.

[miauw62]

Red is quitting terraria.
that made me very very sad.

[RedKing]

Looking more and more likely that I'll be unemployed after June. Or forced to make some difficult choices regarding potential relocation. Mostly thanks to HP being a big ol' hot mess of fail. This is not good. My marriage barely survived the last bout of unemployment.

[Criptfeind]

I just found out I have been taking the wrong medications for the past week or two, or perhaps even longer.

So.

Yeah.

[Cthulhu]

Woke up this morning, my Completely Insane Just Woke Up Thought for the morning was "trolls must drink 235 ml of blood every day, most of this is in the meat they eat," and then I opened my eyes and looked over.  I've mentioned before that the head of my bed is set into an alcove that serves as a closet (The door's been gone for years), so there's a bar over my head and clothes can be hung on it.  I looked over and several items of hanging clothing had, to my sleep-addled mind, come together to form the face of Jesus.


Remember this?

I realized a few days ago that I was an agnostic

oh shit, he knows

[blackmagechill]

I think you mean jegus. The image coupled with the thought when you woke up is probably some kind of sign.

[RedKing]

You must start a new church called Our Blessed Savior of the Holy Pareidolia.

[Cthulhu]

I fought my facial hair and it won.  I need to buy new razors but they're so damn expensive, and since I have delicate elf skin I can't use the cheap disposable ones.  They cut my face up.

[RedKing]

I need to fight the good fight myself. Not that I ever win, mind you. I just cull the beard back onto the reservation. Right now it's neckbeard city, down to the Adam's apple. Looking a bit like Zach Galifianakis with a receding hairline.

[MaximumZero]

Electric trimmers FTW.

[RedKing]

Electric trimmers FTW.

Yeah, that's what I use. it's still a pretty time-consuming chore.

I tend to bite the bullet and do it once the kids are actively avoiding goodnight kisses because the experience is akin to being mauled by a hedgehog.